Weight Loss Quotes

You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.

Most people fail, not because of lack of desire, but, because of lack of commitment.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!

The men who have succeeded are men who have chosen one line and stuck to it.

Inaction breeds doubt and fear.
Action breeds confidence and courage.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner

Stop and reflect on what your diet is doing for you.

I think it's more important to be fit so that you can be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body.

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.

The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

Transformation is not five minutes from now; it's a present activity. In this moment you can make a different choice, and it's these small choices and successes that build up over time to help cultivate a healthy self-image and self esteem.

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.

Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds us down or polishes us up depends on us.

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

Now is the time. It is never too late to start something.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

Life itself is the proper binge.

There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.

Nothing comes merely by thinking about it.

When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.

I am a better person when I have less on my plate.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

Believe while others are doubting.

The dread of criticism is the death of genius.

At the end of the day, your health is your responsibility.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

The real pride, the real present, is your health and your longevity.

How long does getting thin take?

We never repent of having eaten too little.

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.

Fat gives things flavor.

Success is a staircase, not a doorway.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Feed sparingly and defy the physician.