Wigs Quotes

A wartime Minister of Information is compelled, in the national interest, to such continuous acts of duplicity that even his natural hair must grow to resemble a wig.

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.

Your wig steers the gig.

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave.

Facts, like telescopes and wigs for gentlemen, were a seventeenth century invention.

We have to have powder for our wigs; that is why so many poor people have no bread.

I never could get my hair to do what I wanted it to do, so I started wearing the wigs. It all came from a very serious place. I wanted to look a certain way.

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

You wiggle to the left, you wiggle to the right, you do the Ooby Dooby with all your might.

I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to just put my hair under a wig cap and slap on a wig that’s already done. It’s dress up for your hair!

I remember getting in the elevator for my audition and there was a guy next to me who had a backpack full of props and wigs and things, and I went, 'Oh, my God, that guy is so prepared, I have nothing, I have no props.' And that was Andy Samberg. And Andy Samberg said he was looking at me going, 'Oh, that guy has no props. He doesn't need props.' And that was the first time we met, was in that elevator.

They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.

Triumphant Tories, and desponding Whigs, Forget their feuds, and join to save their wigs.

One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by Democrats. The DNC strongly denied this - while Hillary said, 'Crap, they figured it out! Take off the wig, Bill.'

I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.

So many actors wear wigs nowadays. Besides, if someone is hiring me because of how I wear my hair, I don't want to work with them anyway.

President George Washington used to wear a wig and make-up. I mean, c'mon, if he could do it, I can do it.

All the pins stuck in my head from the wig. I would set off a metal detector. And you know when your head gets really itchy? So when the wig gets put on at like 5:30, 6 A.M., and you can't take it off until 7 P.M. - I won't miss all the pins scratching against my scalp.

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. I love the fact I'm a shape shifter who can go unnoticed.

If I negate powdered wigs, I am still left with unpowdered wigs.

Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it.

I reached the stage where I was afraid to wiggle my leg, but then I thought 'why shouldn't I?' It's what I do and now I know how to turn an audience on again.

A wig is a wig is a wig.

If I don't wear a wig, I'm called a nasty f*g, if I do wear a wig, I'm hilarious.

I wear a lot of wigs as Jacques Mesrine. He'd wear multiple wigs and take them off one at a time to rob three banks in one hour.

And doing a film in that period, and having to really celebrate what they wore back then, how they sat and how they spoke. You know, what the etiquette was back then for a lady. All of those things are like putting on a wig and transforming yourself, which I love.

Some friends of mine work in an office. They were getting really nervous from their coffee breaks, so they started to have wig breaks. They tried on wigs for 15 minutes. They found this relaxing. So that's Wig Therapy.

I do wear weaves and I do wear wigs.

Basicly what I had to do was do a 7 minute board and pitch it to a room of big wigs from the network and based on that they determined if I would get a short or not.

A wasp in a wig is altogether beyond the appliances of art.

I have a wig for when I go outside among the regular folks, so they don't feel uncomfortable because I have a Day-Glo color somewhere in my hair.

Sometimes people think I'm wearing a wig when I'm not wearing a wig, and then sometimes they think I'm not wearing a wig when I am wearing a wig.

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig.

I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house.

I've seen more convincing wigs on William Shatner.

Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.

I can be an incredibly fabulous person, and I don't have to be in the highest heels, the tallest wig, the skimpiest outfit.

Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.

When I was Elvira, it was probably the phase of my hair getting too high. I thought that if really high hair was good, then really higher hair was even better. So I just started having my hair get higher and higher. In some of the pictures, we had to cut off the picture because it was like Marge Simpson. So that was embarrassing. The wig phase.

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part.

That's what acting is about, Funny wigs and voices, that's what we do.

The make up took about an hour to put on, but the wig was a thing that bothered me more than anything else.

When I first started wearing wigs, I didn't know you had to anchor them down with bobby pins. I walked out during a windy day and my wig blew off and got stuck to a branch. I was walking while my wig was hanging! If that's not the most embarrassing thing... but you have to use bobby pins.

When I get up in the morning and put on a pink or a green wig, I see myself as a piece of animation. It lets me be the person I want to be, a person who's not embarrassed to have fun.

Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.

lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do ... They just don't wear them all at the same time.

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.

At least 3% of the signers of the Constitution must have been gay, since that's the low estimate for any population sample. It was probably higher, given that they were a pretty talented bunch and wore wigs.