Wizards Quotes

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future. You're going to look like you have magic powers compared to everybody else.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future.

The wizards represent all that the true 'muggle' most fears: They are plainly outcasts and comfortable with being so. Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit!

Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it. Why my little party's just beginning. ~ Wicked Witch of the West Wizard of Oz

I'm a what?" gasped Harry. "A wizard, o' course," said Hagrid, sitting back down on the sofa, which groaned and sank even lower, "an' a thumpin' good'un I'd say, once yeh've been trained up a bit. With a mum an' dad like yours, what else would yeh be?

Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh", said Hagrid. “Harry — yer a wizard.

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The wand chooses the wizard.

It still feels unreal sometimes. It all happened so fast, like an explosion you know. But I am really hyped about the success of 'Animals' and 'Wizard'.

Chaos, the life force of the universe, is not human-hearted. Therefore the wizard cannot be human-hearted when he seeks to tap the force of the universe. He performs monstrous and arbitrary acts to loosen the hold of human limitations upon himself.

While women were tortured, drowned and burned by the thousands, scarce one wizard to a hundred was ever condemned ... The same distinction of sex appears in our own day. One code of morals for men, another for women.

The earliest truth that we're taught is that there's a world alongside this world, with spirits, not mortals, an enchanted universe of fairies, wizards, leprechauns and trolls. They are all around us. One has only to open his eyes.

I have never believed in the Wizard of Oz theory of consulting, that I am all-knowing and all-seeing, and that everyone around me is kind of a backbencher

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Lions and tigers, and bears, oh my! - Dorothy in Wizard of Oz

The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.

I loved fantasy, but I particularly loved the stories in which somebody got out of where they were and into somewhere better - as in the Chronicles Of Narnia, The Wizard Of Oz, The Phantom Tollbooth, the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.

I thought I was an actor playing a wizard. But really, I was a wizard playing an actor.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad ends.

I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.

One remarkable fact stands out in the history of witchcraft; and that is, its victims were chiefly women. Scarce one wizard to a hundred witches was ever burned or tortured.

What they have implanted here, which is really a 'gringo' custom, is terrorism. They disguise children as witches and wizards, that is contrary to our culture.

Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

Wizard's Tenth Rule Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.

My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from The Wizard of Oz. But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!

Some people think this is paranoia, but it isn't. Paranoids only think everyone is out to get them. Wizards know it.

Courtesy dictates that we offer fellow wizards the opportunity of denying us entry.

In a way, we are magicians. We are alchemists, sorcerers and wizards. We are a very strange bunch. But there is great fun in being a wizard.

Wizard's Fourth Rule There is magic in sincere forgiveness; in the forgiveness you give, but more so in the forgiveness you receive.

Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.

I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy.

Did you know— then?” asked Harry. “Did I know that I had just met the most dangerous Dark wizard of all time? No.

There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards.

I am the bridge between the bleeding edge and the dead center. I stand between the Wizard of Oz and the man behind the curtain. I am the curtain.

Wizard's Second Rule The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.

I never went to business school. I was just bumbling through a lot of my life. I was like the guy behind the curtain in The Wizard of Oz.

I'm a wizard and I know it.

Oh - You're a very bad man!" Oh, no my dear. I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad Wizard.

When in doubt, shoot the wizard.

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

Well, the rollout of new technology always affects how wizards do business.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.

He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the best proof any wizard could require that the trolleys were brainless.

Wizard's Ninth Rule A contradiction can not exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole.

Wizard's Sixth Rule The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.

Wizards was my homage to Tolkien in the American idiom. I had read Tolkien, understood Tolkien, and wanted to do a sort of fantasy for American kids, and that was Wizards.

I'm a season ticket holder to the Washington Wizards, and I love going to Washington Nationals and Redskins games.

Man is always a wizard to man, and the social world is at first magical.