Zombie Quotes

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

I wasn't a sex symbol, I was a sex zombie.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

Are zombies possible? They're not just possible, they're actual. We're all zombies. Nobody is conscious — not in the systematically mysterious way that supports such doctrines as epiphenomenalism. *It would be an act of desperate intellectual dishonesty to quote this assertion out of context!

Plus, doing a zombie movie is quite liberating. It's fun not to take myself seriously all the time.

I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation.

My body started to shut down. I got really, really ill. When you're starving yourself, you can't concentrate. I was like a walking zombie, like the walking dead. I was just consumed with what I would eat, what I wouldn't eat.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

This is the way the world ends; not with a bang or a whimper, but with zombies breaking down the back door.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I'd definitely be into doing some zombie slaying music. That'd be cool.

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers.

When the first movie to show the anger people have about the war is a grade Z zombie movie, that tells you all you need to know about how afraid of ruffling anyone's feathers people in the movie business are today.

My opinion of a good zombie walk is to loll your head as if it's a little too heavy and the muscles have begun to atrophy.

One mind awake can become stronger than a thousand zombies sleepwalking in a dying civilization.

Shane padded back to the couch and flopped, sucking on his own can of soda. Eve shot him an exasperated look. “Yeah, man, thanks for bringing me one, too.” The raccoon eye make-up exaggerated her eye roll. “Dork.” “Didn’t know if you wanted zombie dirt sprinkled on it or anything. If you’re eating this week.

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.

Zombies, believe me, are more terrifying than colonists.

I don't think anyone wants to cuddle a zombie.

To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us question our station in society… and our society’s station in the world. They show us gore and violence and all that cool stuff too… but there’s always an undercurrent of social commentary and thoughtfulness.

You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

Sometimes you just have to chop a zombie like a melon. What can I say?

I think that period dramas just need zombies.

I love any comedic zombie movies.

Can you harness the power of drugs without them taking over, without turning into a dazed zombie?

If you love someone, you're not supposed to want them to come back. Better a peaceful sleep in the earth than the life of a zombie--not really dead but not really alive, either.

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

The hardest part was convincing people that I was serious. The people were like 'you want to do this again'?

I had seen these transformations, people who had lost their will to live, coming back from their zombie states and radiating a new life force from their eyes.

A philosopher might find the general work unsophisticated, and scientists are often bemused by esoteric talk of zombies, supervenience, and possible worlds.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

During production, I didn't ever have one minute off to go file my nails, or do anything which girls quite like to do some of the time. I couldn't do anything. I turned into a zombie.

I think zombies would fit in anywhere. You can tell any story, and put zombies in it. I don't know how I'd find the backing, but I think it'd be great to make a zombie gangster movie.

Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system.

I majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin.

I can't say I was like a die-hard zombie fan, but I've definitely seen a few different zombie movies and TV shows.

I'm a big fan of zombies, and I have a zombie tattoo on my leg.

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?

I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.

I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books.

Zombies will try to scale any surface no matter how unfeasable or even impossible. In all but the easiest situations, these attempts have met with failure. Even in the case of ladders, when simple hand-over-hand coordination is required, only one in four zombies will succeed.