1.
I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.
Don Rickles
2.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
3.
It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.
Samuel West
4.
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
Ray Romano
5.
If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.
Janet Jackson
6.
My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant.
Bruno Tonioli
7.
She was my accountant, so I just believed her.
John Howard
8.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
Jackie Mason
9.
I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math.
Rob Marshall
10.
My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.
Anne Robinson
11.
I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
Laurie Notaro
12.
I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I've lost the bit of paper.
John Lennon
13.
Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.
Warren Farrell
15.
We are not accountants, We are not accountants who do number after number after number of storyboard images, a robot could do it ultimately, but what I'm doing a robot cannot do.
Werner Herzog
16.
My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer.
Umberto Eco
17.
The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world!
Donald Trump