Accountants Quotes

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.

My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant.

She was my accountant, so I just believed her.

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!

I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math.

My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.

My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer.

The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world!

I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I've lost the bit of paper.

Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.

Unhappiness makes beggars or accountants of us all.

We are not accountants, We are not accountants who do number after number after number of storyboard images, a robot could do it ultimately, but what I'm doing a robot cannot do.