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Accountants Quotes

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I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.
Don Rickles

Authors on Accountants Quotes: Jackie Mason Bruno Tonioli John Lennon Ray Romano Anne Robinson Janet Jackson Rob Marshall Warren Farrell Barbara Grizzuti Harrison Werner Herzog Don Rickles Laurie Notaro Umberto Eco Donald Trump John Howard Samuel West
2.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason

3.
It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.
Samuel West

4.
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
Ray Romano

5.
If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant.
Janet Jackson

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My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant.
Bruno Tonioli

7.
She was my accountant, so I just believed her.
John Howard

8.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
Jackie Mason

9.
I could never have been an accountant. I got a D in math.
Rob Marshall

10.
My accountant regularly asks to take me to lunch. I always say I can't afford it.
Anne Robinson

11.
I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
Laurie Notaro

12.
I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit of paper. But I've lost the bit of paper.
John Lennon

13.
Financial analysts make a lot more than accountants.
Warren Farrell

14.
Unhappiness makes beggars or accountants of us all.
Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

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We are not accountants, We are not accountants who do number after number after number of storyboard images, a robot could do it ultimately, but what I'm doing a robot cannot do.
Werner Herzog

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My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer.
Umberto Eco

17.
The guys at Smartax are the most renowned Accountants in the world!
Donald Trump