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Amusing Quotes

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Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.
Julia Child

Pasta is both entertaining and delightful.
Authors on Amusing Quotes: Charles Baudelaire Fred Brooks Umberto Eco Daniel Radcliffe Gautama Buddha Andrew Lang C. S. Lewis Moliere John Forsythe H. L. Mencken Cassandra Clare Noam Chomsky Truman Capote Cary Grant George Eliot Anton Chekhov Pierre Choderlos de Laclos Maximilien de Bethune, Duke of Sully John Hodgman Mae West Henry Ward Beecher Sloane Crosley Benjamin Disraeli Nicolas Chamfort Arnold Bennett Plato Klaus Nomi Julia Child Maggie Smith Clifford Geertz Mark-Paul Gosselaar Spike Milligan Dick Cavett
2.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Ken Dodd

3.
Life, for all its agonies...is exciting and beautiful, amusing and artful and endearing...and whatever is to come after it -- we shall not have this life again.
Rose Macaulay

4.
I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
Maggie Smith

5.
I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.
Oscar Wilde

6.
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.
H. L. Mencken

7.
Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.
Charles Baudelaire

8.
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
Moliere

9.
Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.
Arnold Bennett

10.
I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left.
Cary Grant

11.
Life's more amusing than we thought.
Andrew Lang

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It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
Charles Baudelaire

13.
Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.
Fred Brooks

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One must work, if not from inclination, at least out of despair — since it proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself.
Charles Baudelaire

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Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.
Nicolas Chamfort

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It's always amusing to look at how something early in the 20th century was written in anthropology and how it's written now. There's been an enormous shift in how it's done, but yet you can't put your finger on someone who actually did it
Clifford Geertz

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There are amusing people who do not interest, and interesting people who do not amuse
Benjamin Disraeli

18.
Mathematics is like draughts in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.
Plato

19.
I can't bare you when you're not amusing.
Evelyn Waugh

20.
I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
Mae West

21.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan

22.
I have the body of a GOD
Gautama Buddha

23.
There are moments in my show that are very moving as well as amusing.
Klaus Nomi

24.
I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing.
Daniel Radcliffe

25.
A moderated religion is as good for us as no religion at all—and more amusing.
C. S. Lewis

26.
The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?
Fran Lebowitz

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To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your time, that's really is idiotic
Anton Chekhov

28.
bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.
George Eliot

29.
I assure you that the world is not so amusing as we imagined.
Pierre Choderlos de Laclos

30.
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.
Steve Aylett

31.
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.
Bob Newhart

32.
Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.
William Shatner

33.
Ugliness is more inventive than beauty. Beauty always follows certain camps. I think it's more amusing - ugliness - than beauty.
Umberto Eco

34.
It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.
John Forsythe

35.
I would have liked to have known Oscar Wilde because I think he must have been very amusing and entertaining.
Truman Capote

36.
Amusing and perfectly self-conscious charlatans.
Noam Chomsky

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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
Dick Cavett

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The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves.
Maximilien de Bethune, Duke of Sully

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What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.
John Hodgman

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Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.
Henry Ward Beecher

41.
It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing
Donald A. Norman

42.
I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.
Sloane Crosley

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All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing.
Bella Heathcote

44.
Certainty without power can be interesting, even amusing. Certainty with power can be dangerous.
Donald Rumsfeld

45.
I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar

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Movies are usually difficult, often insane, constantly challenging and always strangely amusing to make.
Yahoo Serious

47.
What is today accepted as truth will tomorrow prove to be only amusing.
Louis L'Amour

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I find it highly amusing that Donald Trump talks about "Make America Great Again." He doesn`t make a thing in America, except bankruptcies.
Hillary Clinton

49.
Tessa, surprising herself, let out a gasp of laughter. Will looked at her, his mouth just beginning to quirk up in a grin. "I must be more amusing than I thought. Which would make me very amusing indeed.
Cassandra Clare

50.
Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.
Jerry Seinfeld