Amusing Quotes

Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Life, for all its agonies...is exciting and beautiful, amusing and artful and endearing...and whatever is to come after it -- we shall not have this life again.

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.

Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.

I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left.

Life's more amusing than we thought.

It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.

Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.

One must work, if not from inclination, at least out of despair — since it proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself.

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.

It's always amusing to look at how something early in the 20th century was written in anthropology and how it's written now. There's been an enormous shift in how it's done, but yet you can't put your finger on someone who actually did it

There are amusing people who do not interest, and interesting people who do not amuse

Mathematics is like draughts in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.

I can't bare you when you're not amusing.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

A moderated religion is as good for us as no religion at all—and more amusing.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

I have the body of a GOD

There are moments in my show that are very moving as well as amusing.

I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing.

I assure you that the world is not so amusing as we imagined.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your time, that's really is idiotic

bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

I find it highly amusing that Donald Trump talks about "Make America Great Again." He doesn`t make a thing in America, except bankruptcies.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

Tessa, surprising herself, let out a gasp of laughter. Will looked at her, his mouth just beginning to quirk up in a grin. "I must be more amusing than I thought. Which would make me very amusing indeed.

Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women.

It's not by amusing oneself that one learns.

The Alchemyst had discovered that the seats revolved and had been amusing himself by swinging back and forth. His chair squeaked with each turn.Finally Prometheus turned and glared at the immortal. "If you do that one more time, I'm going to feed you to the Lotan myself." "And I will help," Niten added.

You're a very amusing fellow," he told Halt. "I'd like to brain you with my ax one of these days." Erak to Halt.

Ugliness is more inventive than beauty. Beauty always follows certain camps. I think it's more amusing - ugliness - than beauty.

It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

I would have liked to have known Oscar Wilde because I think he must have been very amusing and entertaining.

Amusing and perfectly self-conscious charlatans.

The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves.

What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.

It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing

I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing.