Amusing Quotes

Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Life, for all its agonies...is exciting and beautiful, amusing and artful and endearing...and whatever is to come after it -- we shall not have this life again.

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.

I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left.

It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.

Life's more amusing than we thought.

One must work, if not from inclination, at least out of despair — since it proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself.

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.

It's always amusing to look at how something early in the 20th century was written in anthropology and how it's written now. There's been an enormous shift in how it's done, but yet you can't put your finger on someone who actually did it

Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.

There are amusing people who do not interest, and interesting people who do not amuse

Mathematics is like draughts in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.

I can't bare you when you're not amusing.

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

There are moments in my show that are very moving as well as amusing.

I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing.

A moderated religion is as good for us as no religion at all—and more amusing.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

I have the body of a GOD

To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your time, that's really is idiotic

bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.

I assure you that the world is not so amusing as we imagined.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

I would have liked to have known Oscar Wilde because I think he must have been very amusing and entertaining.

Amusing and perfectly self-conscious charlatans.

The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves.

What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.

I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing

All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing.

Certainty without power can be interesting, even amusing. Certainty with power can be dangerous.

I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.

Movies are usually difficult, often insane, constantly challenging and always strangely amusing to make.

What is today accepted as truth will tomorrow prove to be only amusing.

I find it highly amusing that Donald Trump talks about "Make America Great Again." He doesn`t make a thing in America, except bankruptcies.

Tessa, surprising herself, let out a gasp of laughter. Will looked at her, his mouth just beginning to quirk up in a grin. "I must be more amusing than I thought. Which would make me very amusing indeed.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women.