Arses Quotes

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic.

I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not.

The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.

As for Gordon Brown - I've described him and Blair as two cheeks of the same arse.

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

If his Majesty is resolved to have my head, he may make a whistle of my arse if he pleases.

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.

An ample arse helps you to be weighed down and be grounded.

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

It is quite an achievement. People of liberal sympathies, stupefied by relativism, have become the apologists for a creedal wave that is racist, misogynist, homophobic, imperialist, and genocidal. To put it another way, they are up the arse of those that want them dead.

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you're not off your arse then you ain't going to keep it very long.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

Dance music was on its arse before we came along.

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.

The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.

The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse

A fart is just your arse applauding.

I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.

Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse

I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one.

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.

I am naive. I make mistakes - But I don't give a rat's arse how I am perceived!

One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.

Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse.

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!

The other man's arse is always cleaner!

The only thing I get from the theatre is a sore arse.

I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

Lucy: I don't understand men. Nettie: What is there to understand? If you feed 'em regular-like and give 'em a bit of 'sugar' now and then, they're easy enough. And if they don't behave, you just toss 'em out on their arses. That's what I always say.

Having just had a baby, I'm not going to be thinking about my arse.

I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked.

Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.

A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.