1.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
Arthur Baer
2.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Arthur Baer
3.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
Arthur Baer
4.
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
Arthur Baer
5.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
Arthur Baer
6.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
Arthur Baer
7.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
Arthur Baer
8.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
Arthur Baer
9.
[History is] petrified imagination.
Arthur Baer
10.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
Arthur Baer
11.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
Arthur Baer
12.
You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.
Arthur Baer
13.
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
Arthur Baer
14.
About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
Arthur Baer
15.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
Arthur Baer