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Aspirin Quotes

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I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots.
Alicia Silverstone

Authors on Aspirin Quotes: Chuck Palahniuk Kurt Vonnegut Truman Capote Jim Frey Alicia Silverstone Fred Allen Don Van Vliet Gary Player Jean-Marie Guehenno Wally Pipp Noel Coward Dave Attell Foster Friess Holly Black Vance Havner Nuno Oliveira Katt Williams Paul McCartney Reed Hastings Letty Cottin Pogrebin Bob Hope Frank O'Hara Peter Tork Luc Besson Joan Rivers Bill James Groucho Marx Eric Davis Fiorello H. La Guardia
2.
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Katt Williams

3.
Shoulder-in is the aspirin of horseback riding - it cures everything.
Nuno Oliveira

4.
We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.
Fiorello H. La Guardia

5.
When there's an ache, you want to be like aspirin, not vitamins. Aspirin solves a very particular problem someone has, whereas vitamins are a general "nice to have" market.
Reed Hastings

6.
Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.
Peter Tork

7.
Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!
Frank O'Hara

8.
I took the two most expensive aspirins in history.
Wally Pipp

9.
Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
Dave Attell

10.
You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.
Foster Friess

11.
Peacekeeping works in some situations, but it very often needs other ingredients. Peacekeeping is not the aspirin of international security.
Jean-Marie Guehenno

12.
Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin.
Luc Besson

13.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
Fred Allen

14.
I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.
Paul McCartney

15.
We are not bearing our crosses every time we have a headache; an aspirin tablet will take care of that. What is meant is the trouble we would not have if we were not Christians.
Vance Havner

16.
I don't even take aspirin.
Eric Davis

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What I found does the most good is just to get into a taxi and go to Tiffany's. It calms me down right away, the quietness and the proud look of it;nothing very bad could happen to you there.
Truman Capote

18.
Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do.
Letty Cottin Pogrebin

19.
George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.
Jim Frey

20.
My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin.
Holly Black

21.
Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle.
Truman Capote

22.
Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do.
Kurt Vonnegut

23.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Joan Rivers

24.
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.
Gary Player

25.
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
Groucho Marx

26.
A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.
Chuck Palahniuk

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Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces.
Noel Coward

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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
Bob Hope

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In 1844, Karl Marx said, "Religion is the opiate of the masses." He said this at a time when opium and opium derivatives were the only painkillers. And he said it helped a little. He might as well have said, "Religion is the aspirin of the people."
Kurt Vonnegut

30.
Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin.
Bill James

31.
I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.
Don Van Vliet

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When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes.
Chuck Palahniuk