1.
A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass.
Martin Luther
'A content fart never emanates from a disgruntled posterior.'
3.
I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
I'm warning you - if Stone Cold reappears, someone is in for a thrashing!
4.
You want mercy? Take your ass to church!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
'Seeking absolution? Go to the House of Worship!'
5.
You gonna do somethin'? or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Wyatt Earp
Are you going to take action or remain inactive and suffer?
6.
Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit.
Augustus
Have I portrayed the role successfully? Give me a standing ovation as I depart.
7.
Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is at!
Daniel Berrigan
'Confidence is seldom the result of mental calculations. Nor does it come from emotion alone. Confidence is found in action!'
8.
He "wasn't used to being criticized, and he never did get it through his head that's what politics is all about. He was used to getting his ass kissed."
Harry S. Truman
He was unaccustomed to being censured, and he never fully comprehended that this is what politics entails. He was accustomed to receiving flattery.
9.
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep.
Alexander Hamilton
Our compatriots possess all the foolishness of the donkey and all the docility of the lamb.
10.
Kickin', ass takin' names, cashing checks, and breakin necks, the champ is here.
John Cena
Crushing rivals, conquering adversaries, collecting payouts, and pulverizing opposition, the victor has arrived.
11.
A man sufficiently gifted with humor is in small danger of succumbing to flattering delusions about himself, because he cannot help perceiving what a pompous ass he would become if he did.
Konrad Lorenz
12.
Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet
Dwayne Johnson
13.
At a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass.
Catherine Deneuve
15.
I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
Orrin Hatch
17.
Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.
Elie Tahari
18.
You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.
Lil Wayne
19.
I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.
George Herbert
20.
Bad as I wanna be. She aint bad, she a sad little wannabe.
Nicki Minaj
23.
Bite your teeth into the ass of life.
Ian Holm
24.
This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.
Nagwa Fouad
26.
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn't chase; in the end, you chase it just the same.
George Pelecanos
27.
You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it.
Chael Sonnen
28.
Get over it people, I worked my ass off.
Phil Heath
30.
Furiously and gorgeously write your ass off.
Bob Hicok
31.
Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass.
William Shakespeare
32.
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.
Dave Attell
33.
I've made an ass of myself so many times I often wonder if I am one.
Norman Mailer
34.
What you think about, talk about, and get off your ass and do something about, comes about.
Larry Winget
35.
Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses.
Benjamin Disraeli
36.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
Heinrich Heine
37.
To some its Hump Day. To us, it's Wednesday's getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asked Friday to switch places.
Dwayne Johnson
38.
Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses.
Mark Rippetoe
39.
You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody
Dominick Cruz
40.
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.
Eminem
41.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
G. Gordon Liddy
42.
I worked my ass off to earn what I have. You have to understand, not many people where I come from get to experience this kind of life.
Conor McGregor
43.
I can't be paralyzed anymore by the critics. My new mantra is, if you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked on occasion, then I'm not interested in your feedback. You don't get to sit in the cheat seat and criticize my appearance or my work with mean-spiritedness if you're also not in the arena.
Brené Brown
44.
They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.
Ludacris
45.
LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!
John Cena
46.
Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed up in two short words: bust ass.
Jacques Pepin
48.
If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you.
Nick Diaz
49.
I'm ambidextrous, I slap ass with both hands.
Ludacris
50.
Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious.
Andy Hargreaves