Baboons Quotes

There once was a brainy baboon, Who always breathed down a bassoon, For he said, It appears That in billions of years I shall certainly hit on a tune.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

He who understands baboon would do more towards metaphysics than Locke.

I'm definitely preoccupied by thinking I'm just a biological thing. I want to feel that there's more, but so often I'm reminded of how we're just like baboons, basically.

You are one freaking awesome baboon.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

The hamadryas baboon is a harem holder where one male mates with multiple females.

Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.

The baboon is driving,” I noted. “Should I be worried?

Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.