Bachelors Quotes

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

A bachelor is only half a man

A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.

One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz.

Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.

I declare that I am a bachelor.

Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.

I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor.

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.

I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent!

We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert

When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually depend on her resolution rather than on his.

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it out again, I suppose.

Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?

Wisely, I say, I am a bachelor.

Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.

A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant.

Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor.

The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors.

Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships!

On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't the same things.

I've never been a manipulator, even in my bachelor days. I never wanted to do things to people that could catch up with me later on.