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Bachelors Quotes

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Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.
Nora Ephron

Authors on Bachelors Quotes: Oscar Wilde William Shakespeare George Eliot Nora Ephron Aristotle Pete Townshend Jesse Metcalfe Stephen Hawking Jean Harris Wanda Sykes Marcus Tullius Cicero Dana Gould Matthew McConaughey Stephenie Meyer Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Jake Pavelka Bill Murray Louisa Lawson Rutherford B. Hayes Johnny Knoxville Samuel Richardson Bruce Willis L. S. Lowry Patrick Rothfuss Jon Secada Sara Gilbert Helen Rowland Alison Sweeney Orson Scott Card Patti Stanger Julian Eltinge Richard Roeper
2.
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.
Bill Murray

3.
I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party
Bruce Willis

4.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Stephen Hawking

5.
A bachelor is only half a man
Louisa Lawson

6.
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.
L. S. Lowry

7.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Helen Rowland

8.
Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
Wanda Sykes

9.
Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?
William Shakespeare

10.
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.
Rutherford B. Hayes

11.
I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor.
Jesse Metcalfe

12.
Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.
Jean Harris

13.
I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent!
Jake Pavelka

14.
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.
Sara Gilbert

15.
Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.
Aristotle

16.
One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.
Orson Scott Card

17.
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
Oscar Wilde

18.
I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz.
Jon Secada

19.
Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.
Oscar Wilde

20.
I declare that I am a bachelor.
Julian Eltinge

21.
A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

22.
Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor.
Patrick Rothfuss

23.
The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors.
Samuel Richardson

24.
Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships!
Alison Sweeney

25.
I've never been a manipulator, even in my bachelor days. I never wanted to do things to people that could catch up with me later on.
Matthew McConaughey

26.
On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't the same things.
Patti Stanger

27.
We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

28.
When a man has seen the woman whom he would have chosen if he had intended to marry speedily, his remaining a bachelor will usually depend on her resolution rather than on his.
George Eliot

29.
It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.
Pete Townshend

30.
I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.
Richard Roeper

31.
I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.
Johnny Knoxville

32.
What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it out again, I suppose.
George Eliot

33.
Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?
Dana Gould

34.
Wisely, I say, I am a bachelor.
William Shakespeare

35.
Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point.
Stephenie Meyer