1.
My entire social life is spent in bars, so I don't see giving up drinking as a viable option. Could you see me saying, 'Tomato juice please?'
Lemmy Kilmister
My entire social life revolves around taverns, so giving up alcohol is not an alternative I can entertain. Could you envision me asking for a glass of tomato juice?
2.
I was still making movies so it wasn't as if I were working in a bar, but they were independent films that couldn't find distributors.
Linda Fiorentino
3.
If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting
Dorian Yates
4.
An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site.
Frank Lloyd Wright
5.
Frame your mind to mirth and merriment which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life.
William Shakespeare
6.
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.
Harry Caray
7.
Her father guarded her, and she guarded herself; for there are no padlocks, bolts, or bars, that secure a maiden better than her own reserve.
Miguel de Cervantes
8.
Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars.
Gwendolyn Brooks
10.
I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it.
Igor Stravinsky
11.
Never will this prevail, that the things that are not are — bar your thought from this road of inquiry.
Parmenides
12.
I love the 3D revolution. I love the technology today that continues to push the envelope, continues break the new ground, and continues to raise the bar.
Dwayne Johnson
13.
Fixing bars is easy. Fixing people is tough.
Jon Taffer
14.
Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.
Howard Hughes
15.
I'm a homebody. I'd rather be in the kitchen cooking than hanging out in a bar.
Milo Ventimiglia
16.
If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back.
Betsey Johnson
17.
I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.
Jesse Eisenberg
18.
Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe.
Zooey Deschanel
19.
That is what chills your spine when you read an account of a suicide: not the frail corpse hanging from the window bars but what happened inside that heart immediately before.
Simone de Beauvoir
20.
It takes a long time to dissolve the bars of a mental cage.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali
21.
I never thought I'd ever do a pirate bar, to be honest with you.
Jon Taffer
22.
Once in a rare while, somebody comes along who doesn't just raise the bar, they create an entirely new standard of measurement.
Dick Costolo
23.
When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.
Gabriel Iglesias
24.
No matter how far society “progresses,” our thirst for community and connection will never diminish. Bars satisfy this need.
Jon Taffer
25.
There's weight on me to raise the bar, to carry on that legacy. But that's what drives me. Making sure that no one ever forgets who the Wallendas are.
Nik Wallenda
26.
I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.
Bob Lemon
27.
I bought an energy bar, and as I ate it a great weariness came over me.
Sam Lipsyte
28.
The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.
Steve Harvey
29.
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'
Foster Friess
30.
A mathematician will recognise Cauchy, Gauss, Jacobi or Helmholtz after reading a few pages, just as musicians recognise, from the first few bars, Mozart, Beethoven or Schubert.
Ludwig Boltzmann
31.
You don't remember the times your dad held your handle bars. You remember the day he let go.
Lenore Skenazy
32.
The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.
Billy Connolly
33.
Jump off the beam, flip off the bars follows your dreams, and reach for the stars
Nadia Comaneci
34.
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
Charles Bukowski
35.
If you're unwilling to leave someplace you've outgrown, you will never reach your full potential. To be the best, you have to constantly be challenging yourself, raising the bar, pushing the limits of what you can do. Don't stand still, leap forward.
Ronda Rousey
36.
The beast in me Is caged by frail and fragile bars.
Johnny Cash
37.
Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!
CM Punk
38.
Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.
Dave Grohl
39.
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.
Jodi Picoult
40.
The hang clean is unweighted and is of little use to watch, except that it shows a problem known as a Donkey Kick. As the jump occurs, the heels come up in the back and then stomp back down into place. This is a terrible waste of time and energy, and contributes nothing to making the bar go up. Stop doing this immediately or I will have you killed.
Mark Rippetoe
41.
The bars could not hold me. Force could not control me. They tried to keep me down, but Jah put I around. Yes, I've been accused. Wrongly abused. But through the powers of the Most High, they've got to turn me loose.
Bob Marley
42.
I wanted to paint a picture some day that people would stand before and forget that it was made of paint. I wanted it to creep into them like a bar of music and mushroom there like a soft bullet.
O. Henry
43.
Sometimes what I wouldn't give to have us sitting in a bar again at 9:00 a.m. telling lies to one another, far from God.
Denis Johnson
44.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
45.
You can be deported back to Canada, absolutely, for a shockingly minor infraction. Little bar fight. Next thing you know you are back in Sascatchuan. Which I'm not from, thank God... But it did concern me.
Ryan Reynolds
46.
The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.
Brandon Boyd
47.
Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.
The Rev
48.
Well, it was just, the bars was all just like the bamboo roofs and everything. You know. As I say, to me, it's completely spoiled all, all these places now. Make them all just tourist traps.
David Walker
49.
I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender there used to call me Boom Boom. I don't know why, but he did.
John Lee Hooker
50.
My biggest fear is that I become useless or less useful by not being up to date - be it with technology, changing consumers, changing global situations. You continuously have to have a little level of paranoia that forces you to set the bar higher every day.
Paul Polman