1.
when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans
Tom Waits
2.
Me, sexy? I'm just plain ol' beans and rice.
Pam Grier
3.
They pick me [to be tested for steroids] every time. I don't know why. I don't know if it's because I'm a big guy, or what, but all I know is all they are going to find is a lot of rice and beans.
David Ortiz
4.
You cannot have chocolate without cacao. The cacao bean is chocolate. All chocolate contains at least some ground up cacao beans.
David Wolfe
6.
The calories in chocolate don't count because chocolate comes from the cocoa bean, and everyone knows that beans are good for you.
Jill Shalvis
7.
If there is one vegetable which is God-given, it is the haricot bean.
Jean-Henri Fabre
10.
I come from a food family, so you would think that I would be great at making baked beans or something, but I'm not.
Kristian Bush
11.
The matter with human beans," the BFG went on, "is that they is absolutely refusing to believe in anything unless they is actually seeing it right in front of their own schnozzles.
Roald Dahl
12.
I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans
Bobby Darin
13.
People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath.
Daniel Wallace
14.
Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast!
Alex Kapranos
15.
I am sure vegetarians must also account for a lot of gases. Look how many beans they eat.
Antony Worrall Thompson
16.
Supposing everyone lived at one time what would they say. They would observe that stringing string beans is universal.
Gertrude Stein
17.
Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.
Ray Clemence
18.
I came to love my rows, my beans, though so many more than I wanted. They attached me to the earth, and so I got strength like Antaeus.
Henry David Thoreau
22.
Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!
Terry Pratchett
23.
Human beans are for Borrowers—like bread’s for butter!
Mary Norton
24.
Without wanting to claim that I'm really like James Bond I would certainly prefer to be thought of as closer to James Bond than Mr. Bean most definitely.
Rowan Atkinson
25.
If people are working only rice and beans for much of their diet, it says something.
Anthony Bourdain
26.
I'm not stupid!" In Bean's experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove its own inaccuracy.
Orson Scott Card
28.
Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know.
Dean Koontz
29.
Can we save the live demo for later, please? Bean Sidhe in angst, here.
Rachel Vincent
31.
Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.
Al Yankovic
32.
A society without firearms is, in the end, a society of dim-witted, collectivist bean farmers.
Vin Suprynowicz
33.
It is better to be
An old man's derling than a yong man's werling.
John Heywood