Biscuits Quotes

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit.

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.

When I cannot write a poem, I bake biscuits and feel just as pleased.

There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?" "Yes." "Have a biscuit, Potter.

You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie.

You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!

There is an interior style we intellectuals and design policy wonks know as Haut Euro Pooftastic, which really takes the biscuit.

Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and arranged some iced biscuits on it.

I worked the morning biscuit line at Hardee's.

Ray Charles has always been a big part of my life.

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.

...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.

Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?

I feel a horror for exaggerated love or friendship. It's just too well demonstrated to me that when the moment comes that one asks something, or has need of something, the responce is not worth a biscuit.

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?

He’s a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)

I got fired once for putting like a packet of biscuits through a fan - I was really bored.