1.
Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit.
Frida Kahlo
Find a companion who regards you with the same fondness as a sweet treat.
2.
Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.
Lil' Kim
3.
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
Wesley Snipes
4.
Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!
John Wayne
5.
A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.
Dolly Parton
7.
There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.
O. Henry
8.
Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas
Charles Dickens
9.
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.
Peter Kay
10.
Life was like a batch of biscuits without the baking powder: flat, flat, flat.
Kirby Larson
11.
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
Karl Pilkington
12.
Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?" "Yes." "Have a biscuit, Potter.
J. K. Rowling
14.
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.
Jesse Jackson
15.
I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.
Eric Bristow
16.
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie.
Colonel Sanders
17.
You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.
Len Goodman
18.
Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.
Malcolm X
19.
You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit of good fortune.
David Pleat
20.
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe!
Frank Zappa
21.
I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.
Charlaine Harris
22.
There is an interior style we intellectuals and design policy wonks know as Haut Euro Pooftastic, which really takes the biscuit.
Peter York
23.
Sister Mary chose that moment to come in with the tea. Satanist or not, she'd also found a plate and arranged some iced biscuits on it.
Neil Gaiman
24.
I worked the morning biscuit line at Hardee's.
Joni Ernst
25.
Ray Charles has always been a big part of my life.
Darius Rucker
26.
Obama's Nobel Peace Prize is an exquisite act of condescension from Norwegians, a dog biscuit and a pat on the head to the American hyperpower for agreeing to spay itself into a hyperpoodle.
Mark Steyn
27.
Why is it that most of the folks I know think "personal growth" is caused entirely by those second and third helpings of biscuits and gravy?
Gene Simmons
28.
I feel a horror for exaggerated love or friendship. It's just too well demonstrated to me that when the moment comes that one asks something, or has need of something, the responce is not worth a biscuit.
Brian Thompson
29.
...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.
H. G. Wells
30.
It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?
Ken Bates
32.
I got fired once for putting like a packet of biscuits through a fan - I was really bored.
Gold Panda