Blonde Quotes

Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.

She was a lovely blonde, with fine teeth. She had gold and pearls for her dowry; but her gold was on her head, and her pearls were in her mouth.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.

When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde!

Olivia Newton-John - Australia's gift to insomniacs. It's nothing but the blonde singing the bland.

I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.

You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.

People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I'm blonde, redhead, or brunette! I always have fun.

Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now.

When I first met my agent, I said, "If something comes up and it fits my age range and personality, I would like you to send me up for it, even if it specifies blonde or brunette."

A metallurgist is someone who can look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she's virgin material or a common ore.

Just because I've got blonde hair and haven't been to Bosnia doesn't mean I'm a bimbo. I am still a serious journalist.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of samples.

If I have only one life . . . let me live it as a blonde.

God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes

Her hair that lay along her back Was yellow like ripe corn.

Because I was the blonde, I was promoted as the video vixen.

I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor.

I sound New York. I sound East Coast much more than a blonde person from L.A.

Small, short-sighted, blonde, barbed - she reminds me of a bright little hedgehog.

I had a bunch of different hair colors. I was experimenting to see what I liked. It started off brown, then I did red, then I got really, really blonde!

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

Brunette is who I am obviously, it's my core. Blonde Kim is this alter ego; she has a vibe to her that I love.

I went blonde which killed my hair. It was a disaster. I think it was neat to do it for a bit.

I loved being blonde. It's true, they have more fun, even when they're cannibalising their children.

There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos.

I finally realized the happy medium, 'honey blonde' was the correct color and line for me.

I never get the tall, blonde, glamorous roles because I'm not tall, blonde and glamorous. I'm more the wee, disturbing characters because of the way I look or sound.

He looked rather pleasantly, like a blonde satan.

She's the only woman I've ever had a sexual fantasy about. With me, looks come first, and she's everything a woman should be. She's blonde and beautiful, she's got the most incredible legs - et cetera, et cetera. And she's French as well. (on Brigitte Bardot)

I've never been a fluffy sort of woman.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

Do I look like I know how to twerk? I'm a small blonde boy.

A blonde girl wearing a man's shirt but in all other visible respects unmanly to the point of outright effeminacy.

The brunette phase just came about because I was fed up with this Blonde Angel Image. The rebel in me demanded a new color.

Since I have fair skin, I have to stay out of the sun. I can't stand the sun. I dyed my hair red for a while during the 1990s but I'm actually a natural blonde.

I like to feel blonde all over.

I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.

All this time I've just wanted to be blonde, beautiful and 5 feet 2 inches tall.

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the stupid all around you, but you step in it anyway.