1.
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
Bobby Heenan
2.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
Bobby Heenan
3.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
Bobby Heenan
4.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
Bobby Heenan
5.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Bobby Heenan
6.
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
Bobby Heenan
7.
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
Bobby Heenan
8.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Bobby Heenan
9.
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
Bobby Heenan
10.
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
Bobby Heenan
11.
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
Bobby Heenan
12.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan
13.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Bobby Heenan
14.
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
Bobby Heenan
15.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
Bobby Heenan
16.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
Bobby Heenan
17.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Bobby Heenan
18.
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
Bobby Heenan
19.
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
Bobby Heenan
20.
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
Bobby Heenan
21.
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
Bobby Heenan
22.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Bobby Heenan
23.
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
Bobby Heenan
24.
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
Bobby Heenan
25.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Bobby Heenan
26.
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
Bobby Heenan
27.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
Bobby Heenan
28.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Bobby Heenan
29.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Bobby Heenan
30.
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
Bobby Heenan
31.
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.
Bobby Heenan
32.
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
Bobby Heenan
33.
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
Bobby Heenan
34.
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
Bobby Heenan
35.
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
Bobby Heenan
36.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
Bobby Heenan
37.
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
Bobby Heenan
38.
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
Bobby Heenan
39.
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
Bobby Heenan
40.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat
Bobby Heenan
41.
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
Bobby Heenan
42.
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
Bobby Heenan
43.
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
Bobby Heenan
44.
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
Bobby Heenan
45.
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
Bobby Heenan
46.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.
Bobby Heenan
47.
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
Bobby Heenan
48.
Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
Bobby Heenan
49.
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
Bobby Heenan
50.
You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
Bobby Heenan
