Cabbage Quotes

Peter lost one of his shoes among the cabbages, and the other shoe amongst the potatoes.

Holy Men! Holy Cabbages! Holy Bean Pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat?

My God, what a clumsy olla putrida James Joyce is! Nothing but old fags and cabbage stumps of quotations from the Bible and the rest, stewed in the juice of deliberate, journalistic dirty-mindedness—what old and hard-worked staleness, masquerading as the all-new!

Kings and cabbages go back to compost, but good deeds stay green forever.

The question of common sense is always: 'what is it good for?' - a question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage.

He tapped my chest. 'Happy is here.' He tapped his own chest. 'Here.' I looked down past my chin. 'Inside?' 'Inside.' It was getting crowded in there. First angel. Now happy. It seemed there was more to me than cabbage and turnips.

I'd say I'm a good cook. I have a lot of German recipes that I can make - schnitzel, meatballs and things with cabbage. I love cabbage.

I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.

....avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!" -Angela

Like warmed-up cabbage served at each repast, The repetition kills the wretch at last.

Lettuce, greens and celery, though much eaten, are worse than cabbage, being equally indigestible without the addition of condiments. Besides, the lettuce contains narcotic properties. It is said of Galen, that he used to obtain from a head of it, eaten on going to bed, all the good effects of a dose of opium.

At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.

I did a commercial when I was, like, 5 or 6 years old for... what was it called?... Cabbage Patch Kids! That was the first thing I ever did. Little bit embarrassing.

Mmm....she's doomed! You're doomed!! They're all doomed! Notice I didn't specify what kind of doom, so no matter what happens, I predicted it. How very WISE of me.

Yip cabbage on three!

Once our storyline gets under way, I just hope people don't throw cabbages at me in the market.

I did my famous cabbage soup diet, so I was able to do it.

Asylums are nothing more than gardens of human cabbages, of miserable, grotesque, repugnant human beings watered with the fertilizer of injections.

A yak is a prehistoric cabbage; of that, we can be sure.

I want death to find me planting my cabbages, but careless of death, and still more of my unfinished garden.

Elves and Dragons! Cabbages and potatoes are better for me and you. Don't go getting mixed up in the business of your betters, or you'll land in trouble too big for you. ~Hamfast Gamgee (the Gaffer)

Curiosity is what separates us from the cabbages. It's accelerative. The more we know, the more we want to know.

Early genius, like early cabbage, does not head well.

I did every diet: Atkins. Cabbage-soup diet. Dean Ornish. But I couldn't live the rest of my life like a rabbit.

He who has plenty of pepper will pepper his cabbage.

Nobody has ever expected me to be President. In my poor, lean, lank face, nobody has ever seen that any cabbages were sprouting out.

I put away my brushes; resolutely crucified my divine gift, and while it hung writhing on the cross, spent my best years and powers cooking cabbage. "A servant of servants shall she be," must have been spoken of women, not Negroes.

To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle!