1.
I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.
Candice Bergen
2.
Though beauty gives you a weird sense of entitlement, it's rather frightening and threatening to have others ascribe such importance to something you know you're just renting for a while.
Candice Bergen
3.
It's not just in Hollywood that women run the risk of being passed by once they reach 50. It happens in real life, too.
Candice Bergen
4.
People can get crazier as they get older. I can just be weird whenever I want, and there's the freedom of not caring what people think.
Candice Bergen
5.
The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
Candice Bergen
6.
Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.
Candice Bergen
7.
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Candice Bergen
8.
I was getting offers. I had just turned them down. Then I realized I should be grateful that at age 54, people were still offering me film roles.
Candice Bergen
9.
Memory is the first casualty of middle age, if I remember correctly.
Candice Bergen
10.
At an age when most actresses are being phased out, I am being phased in - with a vengeance.
Candice Bergen
11.
I believe a lot in monogamy, let me tell you.
Candice Bergen
12.
Dreams are, by definition cursed with short life spans.
Candice Bergen
13.
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one
Candice Bergen
14.
I have never appreciated a quiet moment with a friend as much, a quiet moment with a book and I think part of that is my obsession with being older and time going faster and it's become increasingly sweeter for me.
Candice Bergen
15.
I very much believe in rescuing animals, not buying them.
Candice Bergen
16.
I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Candice Bergen
17.
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
Candice Bergen
18.
People see you as an object, not as a person, and they project a set of expectations onto you. People who don't have it think beauty is a blessing, but actually it sets you apart.
Candice Bergen
19.
The best way to be beautiful is to choose your parents well.
Candice Bergen
20.
Self-acceptance has been a blessed by-product of middle age.
Candice Bergen
21.
I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.
Candice Bergen
22.
It's impossible to be more flat-chested than I am.
Candice Bergen
23.
THE MAN. Can't they realize that mankind was founded on two basic principles? Religion and Death? The one motivates the other. Both motivate the man!
Candice Bergen
24.
Beauty set up distance between other people and me. It warped their behavior.
Candice Bergen
25.
I remember being in tears at the hospital after Chloe was born, at the thought that someday she would have to leave home.
Candice Bergen
26.
I admit that Post-it note sheets that adhere to virtually any surface are now my substitute of choice for retention.
Candice Bergen
27.
Were women meant to do everything - work and have babies?
Candice Bergen
28.
Glamorized... am I glamorous?
Candice Bergen
29.
I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it.
Candice Bergen