Cigar Quotes

Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.

The cigar is the perfect complement to an elegant lifestyle.

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar.

I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

A cigar numbs sorrow and fills the solitary hours with a million gracious images.

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it.

I ordinarily smoke fifteen cigars during my five hours' labours, and if my interest reaches the enthusiastic point, I smoke more. I smoke with all my might, and allow no intervals.

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

A woman is just a script, but a cigar is a motion picture.

What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive.

I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine

I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business.

If you can't send money, send tobacco.

The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.

Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.'

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

We all like people who do things, even if we only see their faces on cigar-box lids.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for the slight haze it produced in his head.

It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books.

There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.

He strains his conversation through a cigar.

I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

A big cigar in a young face requires the best of both.

A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

Why should we be letting people smoke their cigars in their comfortable chairs in Raqqa?

I expect a cigar.....not lit, hopefully

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide.

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours.

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons.

I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except for special occasions. And yes, I do know the difference.