Clown Quotes

I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

Men without dignity are like clowns without an audience, pathetic and lost

Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be.

I am a clown...and I collect moments.

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.

When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

You never really meet a human being until you live with them or know them for awhile, so this is my clown and they understand that and so these interviews don't bother them.

Titian, Rembrandt and Goya were the great painters. I am only a public clown.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you.

At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.

Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.

When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.

Nobody likes a clown at midnight

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

I made a living out of being a class clown

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.

No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable

I was always a class clown, so I never had trouble fitting in; I just had trouble finding out where I really wanted to be.

There is no room in baseball for a clown.

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

The writer's job is the job of a clown …the clown who also talks about sorrow.

All the world loves a clown.

I'm scared of clowns.

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.

As a clown, you're letting go of all of your bullshit.

I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.

When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown

My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family.

I sort of think of myself as part priest, part clown.

I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown.

It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense.

My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown.

I would like to do comedy. I can be a bit of a Jim Carrey. I was always the class clown.

I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not.

They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.