1.
I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.
J. Cole
I'm not going anywhere soon; none of these jokers can touch me.
2.
I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.
Nathan Lane
3.
Writers are a little below clowns and a little above trained seals.
John Steinbeck
4.
Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.
Rainn Wilson
5.
I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends.
Dominic Monaghan
7.
I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.
Rainn Wilson
8.
Men without dignity are like clowns without an audience, pathetic and lost
Rubin Carter
9.
Strip those clowns down to nudity, shove the chrome where they doo doo be.
Big Pun
11.
I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.
Richard Simmons
12.
Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.
Douglas Coupland
13.
When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.
Heinrich Heine
15.
It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
Jase Robertson
16.
You never really meet a human being until you live with them or know them for awhile, so this is my clown and they understand that and so these interviews don't bother them.
Shia LaBeouf
17.
Titian, Rembrandt and Goya were the great painters. I am only a public clown.
Pablo Picasso
18.
I am a clown, just without the painted smile.
Chevy Chase
19.
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you.
Bob Dylan
20.
At this point, if I were to psychoanalyze myself, I'd have to say I am a clown, cleverly disguised as a regular person.
Tim Duncan
21.
I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.
Barbara Park
22.
Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.
Rick Riordan
23.
In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon.
Malcolm Muggeridge
24.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am.
Bob Dylan
25.
When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
Darynda Jones
27.
He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
Eamon Dunphy
29.
Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.
P. T. Barnum
30.
No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable
Terry Pratchett
31.
I was always a class clown, so I never had trouble fitting in; I just had trouble finding out where I really wanted to be.
Logan Henderson
34.
The writer's job is the job of a clown …the clown who also talks about sorrow.
Kenzaburo Oe
35.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Bernie Mac
37.
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
Victor Garber
38.
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.
Dana Gould
39.
The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.
Chris Gethard
40.
As a clown, you're letting go of all of your bullshit.
Caitlin Rose
41.
I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.
Christine Lavin
42.
When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown
Nora Dunn
43.
My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family.
Robert Klein
45.
It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense.
Marilyn Manson
46.
I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown.
Diane Cilento
47.
I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not.
Ernest Borgnine
48.
My friends always said that I should be a comedienne - I was named my class clown.
Sally Kellerman
50.
They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking up and cracking everybody else around me up.
Lenny Kravitz