Cobol Quotes

Teaching COBOL ought to be regarded as a criminal act.

There's an old maxim that says, 'Things that work persist,' which is why there's still Cobol floating around.

C++ is the only current language making COBOL look good

Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.