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Crap Quotes

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Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
John Daly

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2.
If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.
Evel Knievel

3.
If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink.
James May

4.
Better than that orange crap you wear!
Vince McMahon

5.
Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud.
Theodore Sturgeon

6.
The best of our best, without Jesus, looks like a pile of crap compared to Him.
Matt Chandler

7.
Motivation is a lotta crap.
Dean Martin

8.
I hate crap, I like craftsmanship
Isabella Blow

9.
Don't tell me what's in the Red Book. I wrote the goddamned thing. And I know that it's a lot of crap.
Paul Martin

10.
C++ is a pile of crap.
Theo de Raadt

11.
Don't be evil is a load of crap.
Steve Jobs

12.
The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.
Phil Plait

13.
God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.
Albert Einstein

14.
I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap
Colin Firth

15.
When you're hungry for success, don't let anyone feed you crap about slowing down.
Marie Forleo

16.
I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.
Jamie Dornan

17.
Somebody compared him to Billy McNeil, but I don't remember Billy being crap.
Tommy Docherty

18.
Accept diversity and don't take any crap.
Guy Kawasaki

19.
Climate change is crap.
Tony Abbott

20.
Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate.
Oscar Niemeyer

21.
No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.
Mandy Patinkin

22.
I'm not encouraging massive boycotts of turning off the news. That's what the left does. I'm just telling you my own personal experience. I'm just in a much better mood. I'm in a good mood anyway, but I'm in a much better mood day in and out. I look at things entirely differently not watching that crap. It's all I'm telling you.
Rush Limbaugh

23.
Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.
Jack Palance

24.
A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.
Lauren Hutton

25.
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.
Bea Arthur

26.
I'm crap and a fatty.
Tony Bellew

27.
My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.
Lisa Bonet

28.
There's so much crap talked about acting.
Ben Kingsley

29.
I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.
Siobhan Fahey

30.
Can you believe this crap ?
Jon-Erik Hexum

31.
The climate change argument is absolute crap
Tony Abbott

32.
Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody.
Robert Anton Wilson

33.
Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap
David Baldacci

34.
If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.
Richard P. Feynman

35.
I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!
John Cena

36.
The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.
Fred W. Friendly

37.
Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.
Adam Rich

38.
I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.
Robbie Williams

39.
Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.
Dave Asprey

40.
Most modern comedy is crap.
Ade Edmondson

41.
Being a woman is really crap.
Siobhan Fahey

42.
I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.
John Peel

43.
I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.
Ruth Wilson

44.
I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.
Robert Hughes

45.
I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap.
James Cameron

46.
I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it.
Phillip Phillips

47.
90 percent of Indian cinema is crap
Rahul Bose

48.
In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.
Ernest Hemingway

49.
When I first started acting, I was just crap.
Heath Ledger

50.
One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.
Chris Mohr