Crap Quotes

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink.

Better than that orange crap you wear!

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud.

The best of our best, without Jesus, looks like a pile of crap compared to Him.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

I hate crap, I like craftsmanship

Don't be evil is a load of crap.

Don't tell me what's in the Red Book. I wrote the goddamned thing. And I know that it's a lot of crap.

C++ is a pile of crap.

The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.

I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap

When you're hungry for success, don't let anyone feed you crap about slowing down.

God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.

Climate change is crap.

Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate.

I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.

Somebody compared him to Billy McNeil, but I don't remember Billy being crap.

Accept diversity and don't take any crap.

I'm crap and a fatty.

My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.

No one is going to beat the crap out of me more than me.

I'm not encouraging massive boycotts of turning off the news. That's what the left does. I'm just telling you my own personal experience. I'm just in a much better mood. I'm in a good mood anyway, but I'm in a much better mood day in and out. I look at things entirely differently not watching that crap. It's all I'm telling you.

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there.

A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride. Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen.

Being a woman is really crap.

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.

Most modern comedy is crap.

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

Can you believe this crap ?

There's so much crap talked about acting.

The climate change argument is absolute crap

Time doesn't really heal, it just makes you not to give a crap

Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody.

If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.

I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.

I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap.

I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it.

90 percent of Indian cinema is crap

I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.