Danny McBride Quotes

Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.

I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.

The one thing about being a parent is the ability to be selfless: To give up the things you want and need for the benefit of someone else.

You know, a lot of those angry sort of Southern man characters that I've been doing are based on different people I might've had as, like, a soccer coach or as a teacher.

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

The whole experience of 'Eastbound' has been completely unexpected and super-surprising every step of the way.

When I met David Green at film school he always used to offer free haircuts - he was kind of an artisan. In a lot of our films, he's constantly trying to give me weird looks.

In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.

On a human level, people want to see someone succeed who wants to change.

So I just came out here to Los Angeles with a bunch of buddies I had gone to film school with. You know, for better or worse, we just tried to slug it out here.

As an actor, you don't want to be typecast, because Hollywood is so quick to put you in things that you've succeeded in before.

I can't even remember not wanting to go to film school.

I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.

I went to film school so I have a writing and directing background, and I think a lot of the material I'm interested in writing and getting out there is stories about anti-heroes and people you should just not ordinarily root for - trying to figure out a way of appealing to people they wouldn't normally appeal to.

My first job was at an amusement park in Virginia. It was the worst. I loved the park but once I'd worked there all the magic was gone from it. It just turned into a place I hated and I've never been there since.