Darts Quotes

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

As soon as a thought darts, I write it down.

Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

No muse shoots darts of insight into the unsuspecting artist.

Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!

You can't have a director say, "Just be you"; you have to have an aim. It's like when you throw darts, you have to know where the bullseye is. You can't just say, "No no no no no, drop the darts. Just stand. We're going to film you." You have to get there indirectly. You have to have me doing something, and then you can get "me."

Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.

Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery