1.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Sid Waddell
2.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Sid Waddell
3.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Sid Waddell
5.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
Sid Waddell
6.
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
Sid Waddell
7.
No muse shoots darts of insight into the unsuspecting artist.
Eric Maisel
8.
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
Sid Waddell
9.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Sid Waddell
10.
You can't have a director say, "Just be you"; you have to have an aim. It's like when you throw darts, you have to know where the bullseye is. You can't just say, "No no no no no, drop the darts. Just stand. We're going to film you." You have to get there indirectly. You have to have me doing something, and then you can get "me."
Paul Schneider
11.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
Sid Waddell
12.
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery
Charles Simmons