1.
Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?
Dave Beard
2.
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
Dave Beard
3.
A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!
Dave Beard
4.
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants
Dave Beard
5.
Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.
Dave Beard
6.
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
Dave Beard
7.
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.
Dave Beard
8.
The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.
Dave Beard
9.
The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.
Dave Beard
10.
Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.
Dave Beard