1.
On out deathbeds we're not going to regret all the work we didn't do. We're going to regret all the sex we didn't have!
John Betjeman
2.
You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.
Dolly Parton
3.
Never cosign a loan. Once you have cosigned, you cannot get out of it - even on your deathbed.
Suze Orman
4.
I have yet to hear of anyone who, on his deathbed, wished he'd spent more time at the office.
Joseph Stowell
8.
Fame can never make us lie down contentedly on a deathbed.
Alexander Pope
10.
Our good purposes foreslowed are become our tormentors upon our deathbed.
Joseph Hall
11.
Arnold Bennett was a writer I admired. He was actually taking notes at his father's deathbed.
Hugh Leonard
12.
Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.
Michael Ian Black
13.
When I'm on my deathbed, I'll hopefully be able to count more friends than parts that I had.
Nicholas Lea
16.
When you're on your deathbed you probably aren't counting the movies you've made.
Kristen Wiig