1.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I was always an orderly custodian. Whenever I separated, I consistently retained the abode.
2.
Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.
Merle Haggard
Willie Nelson enlightened me as to why parting ways can be expensive - but it's worth every penny.
3.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
Phyllis Diller
4.
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
5.
Many lovers have been divorced
By having what is free enforced.
Robert Frost
6.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.
George Carlin
7.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
Henny Youngman
9.
I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire.
Bobby Hull
10.
I've just recently gotten divorced so I have a whole new horizon to conquer.
Melanie Griffith
12.
I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18.
Placido Domingo
13.
Meaning is what essence becomes when it is divorced from the object of reference and wedded to the word.
Willard Van Orman Quine
14.
I just loved being divorced from my own wretchedness.
Beth Henley
15.
Love itself cannot be divorced from the suffering which comes from being separated from the object of love.
Seyyed Hossein Nasr
17.
Divorced from the cosmos, from nature, from society and from each other, we have become fractured and fragmented.
Daisaku Ikeda
18.
Getting divorced was the right decision for me, but it's not the right decision for everyone else.
Linda D. Thompson
19.
I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced.
Kate Walsh
20.
I was alone a lot as a kid, because my parents were divorced.
Danny Strong
21.
Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him? ~ Susan
Sherrilyn Kenyon
22.
When you get divorced and remarried, nobody gets discarded. Everybody is still there. Even if their storyline is not directly yours.
Ann Patchett
25.
In real life wishing, divorced from willing, is sterile and begets nothing.
Cynthia Ozick
27.
We all like indie directors - heck, I even married one... but we're divorced now.
Rosie Perez
28.
People struggle in marriages and more than 55% of people get divorced.
Molly Shannon
29.
You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.
Val Kilmer
30.
In writing, you discover interior sonorities in words. Dipthongs sound differently beneath the pen. One hears them with their sounds divorced.
Gaston Bachelard
32.
Certainly nobody gets married wanting to get divorced or even expecting to - except me.
Rush Limbaugh
33.
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'
Louis C. K.
34.
I had learned so much about marriage from Missy that I only had to get divorced two more times.
Terry Bradshaw
35.
The relationship of humans to nature. We are sadly divorced from it.
Neko Case
36.
When you change showrunners, it's like getting divorced and getting remarried.
Bear McCreary