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To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
Douglas Horton
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Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
Douglas Horton
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Death is the final wake-up call.
Douglas Horton
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Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
Douglas Horton
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If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever.
Douglas Horton
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While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
Douglas Horton
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Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
Douglas Horton
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Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Douglas Horton
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Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
Douglas Horton
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No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
Douglas Horton
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The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
Douglas Horton
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Love is a given, hatred is acquired.
Douglas Horton
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Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
Douglas Horton
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Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
Douglas Horton
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Smile, it's free therapy.
Douglas Horton
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Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
Douglas Horton
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Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.
Douglas Horton
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Born a saint, die a sinner - born a sinner, die a saint.
Douglas Horton
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When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.
Douglas Horton
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The art of giving is perfected through anonymity.
Douglas Horton
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Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.
Douglas Horton
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We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
Douglas Horton
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Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
Douglas Horton
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He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.
Douglas Horton
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If food were free, why work?
Douglas Horton
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Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
Douglas Horton
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As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
Douglas Horton
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If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
Douglas Horton
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We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.
Douglas Horton
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Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.
Douglas Horton
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Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
Douglas Horton
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Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
Douglas Horton
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To awake from death is to die in peace.
Douglas Horton
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Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
Douglas Horton
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Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.
Douglas Horton
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Boring people are a reflection of boring people.
Douglas Horton
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Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
Douglas Horton
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Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
Douglas Horton
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Growing old is not growing up.
Douglas Horton
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If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
Douglas Horton
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Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
Douglas Horton
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Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
Douglas Horton
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The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
Douglas Horton
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First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
Douglas Horton
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Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
Douglas Horton
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The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
Douglas Horton
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Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
Douglas Horton
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Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
Douglas Horton
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Buying a lie is one thing, giving it away for free is quite another.
Douglas Horton
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Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.
Douglas Horton