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I only know that I fired twice, or perhaps several times, without knowing whether I had hit or missed

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.

I am still in shock and awe at being fired.

Actually, I began to think that maybe there is a god, after all. Or maybe its a different one. The old one got fired.

Eventually, I became involved with somebody and I was fired.