Dumb Quotes

Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself.

People say, 'The government couldn't carry out the September 11th attack, it's too big, they'd get caught!' They DID get caught! They're just counting on you to be dumb and to go along with it.

Therefore, the Negro nation are, as a rule, submissive to slavery, because [Negroes] have little [that is essentially] human and have attributes that are quite similar to those of dumb animals, as we have stated.

It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

Life is very, very short, and you can choose to live it how you want. You can choose to dumb yourself down and not express yourself just so you can fit in, just so people won't dislike you.

Beyond [known peoples of black West Africa] to the south there is no civilization in the proper sense. There are only humans who are closer to dumb animals than to rational beings. They live in thickets and caves, and eat herbs and unprepared grain. They frequently eat each other. They cannot be considered human beings.

My point, once again, is not that those ancient people told literal stories and we are now smart enough to take them symbolically, but that they told them symbolically and we are now dumb enough to take them literally.

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.

The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them.

If you stay away from parties, you're called a snob. If you go, you're an exhibitionist. If you don't talk, you're dumb. If you do talk, you're quarrelsome. Pardon me while I change my nail polish.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. & And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.

Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb. Annabeth: Was it hard?

Sometimes it's better to have a benign dictator than a dumb democracy, to be honest.

A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.

We know what totalitarian looks like, we know what oppression looks like, we know what the dumb culture of totalitarianism smells like. This is it! It's happening now, and the future of the world is being decided. So, get out there, make your own sites, take action!

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

Suicide is kinda dumb to me. If I wanna kill myself I will. It's not hard to die, I could do it like right now. But why is everybody pretending like everything's ok, Everything's not ok. We are more connected than we've ever been, But I feel more alone than I've ever been.

"You look how you look," "Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That's just dumb."

The advantage of wisdom is that you can play dumb. The opposite is more difficult.

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.

A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?

Outstanding long-term results are produced primarily by avoiding dumb decisions, rather than by making brilliant ones.

I really didn't say everything I said.

Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

It's like an Alcatraz around my neck

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

I use the grotesque the way I do because people are deaf and dumb and need help to see and hear.

Project management is the art of creating the illusion that any outcome is the result of a series of predetermined, deliberate acts when, in fact, it was dumb luck.

enter into the life of the trees. Know your relationship and understand their language, unspoken, unwritten talk. Answer back to them with their own dumb magnificence, soul words, earth words, the God in you responding to the God in them.

I believe that anyone who doesn't read remains dumb. Even if they know how, failing to regularly ingest the written word dooms them to ignorance, no matter what else they have or do.

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

Natural gas is hemispheric; I like to call it hemispheric in nature, because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.

We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin.

It's a humbling thing being humble.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

Half this game is 90 percent mental.

To ignore death and to be afraid of it is dumb because everyone is going to face it at some point. If you look at death and the reality of it, you realise that we're all going to die, so let's use this time on Earth to be positive and do good things.

Life is short ... so why waste it doing something dumb?