Yogi Berra Quotes

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts. Most importantly, act. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.

I really didn't say everything I said.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

The game isn't over till it's over.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Failure is just another opportunity to start over.

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."

If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

If I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

The future ain't what it used to be.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

Forecasting is very difficult, especially when it involves the future.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.