Fats Quotes

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.

Your worm is your only emperor for diet; we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots.

and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me.

It's better to be skinny than to be fat.

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'

I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together.

Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Because of the person I am I won't be knocked down — ever. They can say I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm whatever, and I'll never stop. I just won't. I've got too much to do. I've too much to be happy about.

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.

The fat you eat, is the fat you wear.

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.

I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat.

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

Better to starve free than be a fat slave

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

So easy, when you know how.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Fat slips through the intestinal wall and into the bloodstream where it distributes the nutrients throughout the body. Olestra can't get through the wall, and it continues down the intestines and out the body.

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure

Who's your fat friend ?

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?

You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here?

Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.

It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid

If you don't know what it is, don't mess with it.

You're never too fat for a new purse.

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.

Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat.

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat.

Litigation only makes lawyers fat.

I am fat and I don't care.

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you.

The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.

I was always handsome under all the fat.