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1.
...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.
Stone Cold Steve Austin

...if you are overweight, no matter what you clothe yourself in, nothing is going to make you more attractive.
Authors on Fats Quotes: J. D. Salinger Rudolf Wanderone Camryn Manheim George Herbert Jo Brand Gabriel Iglesias Kirstie Alley Rod Beck Nia Vardalos Fats Waller Pierre Dukan Demi Lovato Sam Ewing Richard Griffiths Elizabeth Hurley Dolly Parton Lena Dunham Stone Cold Steve Austin Jerry Lawler Kate Moss John Ray Carnie Wilson Victoria Wood James McBride Peter DeLuise Bobby Burgess Ronald Reagan Margaret Weis Benvenuto Cellini Shimon Peres Tim McGraw Jack Kerouac Joe Bastianich
2.
If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.
Shimon Peres

If you consume three meals a day, you become plump. If you peruse three times a day, you become knowledgeable. It is preferable to be knowledgeable than overweight.
3.
Your worm is your only emperor for diet; we fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots.
William Shakespeare

4.
It's better to be skinny than to be fat.
Natalia Vodianova

5.
and someday, fat innkeepers will bow to me.
Margaret Weis

6.
I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
Kirstie Alley

7.
I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together.
Tori Spelling

8.
Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.
Anthony Horowitz

9.
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
Nathan Lane

10.
There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
Kirstie Alley

11.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Jack Nicholson

12.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
Bill Maher

13.
Because of the person I am I won't be knocked down — ever. They can say I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm whatever, and I'll never stop. I just won't. I've got too much to do. I've too much to be happy about.
Kate Winslet

14.
Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.
James D. Watson

15.
The fat you eat, is the fat you wear.
John A. McDougall

16.
I hate myself because I am not beautiful. I hate myself because I am fat.
Judith Moore

17.
Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.
Demi Lovato

18.
A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.
St. Jerome

19.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Dave Barry

20.
Better to starve free than be a fat slave
Aesop

21.
Folk music is a bunch of fat people.
Bob Dylan

22.
Why so scrawny, cat? Starving for fat fish or mice... Or backyard love?
Matsuo Basho

23.
My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.
Roger Ailes

24.
So easy, when you know how.
Fats Waller

25.
Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!
Stone Cold Steve Austin

26.
Fat slips through the intestinal wall and into the bloodstream where it distributes the nutrients throughout the body. Olestra can't get through the wall, and it continues down the intestines and out the body.
Michael F. Jacobson

27.
Diets are essentially traning courses in how to feel fat and feel like a failure
Paul McKenna

28.
I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.
Elizabeth Olsen

29.
You are a very interesting case, General. Do you know what fat file of evidence we have against you here?
Heinrich Muller

30.
Who's your fat friend ?
Beau Brummell

31.
If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you!
Valerie Bertinelli

32.
Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?
Rosie O'Donnell

33.
You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.
Hank Stram

34.
Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean.
Benvenuto Cellini

35.
It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid
Kate Moss

36.
If you don't know what it is, don't mess with it.
Fats Waller

37.
You're never too fat for a new purse.
Nia Vardalos

38.
I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat.
Rod Beck

39.
Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up.
George Carlin

40.
I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.
Gabriel Iglesias

41.
Cats sleep fat and walk thin.
Rosalie Moore

42.
We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat.
Spencer W. Kimball

43.
Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.
John Cena

44.
Litigation only makes lawyers fat.
Wilbur Smith

45.
I am fat and I don't care.
CM Punk

46.
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Lloyd Kaufman

47.
Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle. ...If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you.
Natasha Friend

48.
The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
Dick Motta

49.
Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

50.
I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!
Gabriel Iglesias