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When I was diagnosed with swine flu, it was a big relief that Young Saeng was with me. When everyone wouldn't eat with me, Young Saeng was the only one who ate stuff like curry with me.
Kim Hyun-joong
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It is a good idea for everyone who does not have contra-indications to receive a flu shot.
Amy Johnson
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Civilisation, the orderly world in which we live, is frail. We are skating on thin ice. There is a fear of a collective disaster. Terrorism, genocide, flu, tsunamis.
Zygmunt Bauman
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It [salvation] is not this flu shot mentality of an invitation of the Gospel.
Paul Washer
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It's the internet like the flu - it just spreads like crazy.
Jack Welch
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I wasn't prepared for the fact that grief is so unpredictable. It wasn't just sadness, and it wasn't linear. Somehow I'd thought that the first days would be the worst and then it would get steadily better - like getting over the flu. That's not how it was.
Meghan O'Rourke
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Depression isn't about, 'Woe is me, my life is this, that and the other', it's like having the worst flu all day that you just can't kick.
Robbie Williams
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I grew up on antibiotics. Every ailment - sore throats, earaches, flus - warranted a trip to the doctor and in most cases some kind of prescription.
Carre Otis
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Flu vaccine is far and away the most underutilized.
Paul A. Offit
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The Mayor of Hong Kong, who said Can't work today. Have American flu. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
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A flu shot is the worst thing you can do.
Bill Maher
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In the Far East, it's very normal for people to wear masks in flu season. I don't know if I'd ever do that, though, because I don't like having things on my face.
Chuck Klosterman
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Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends.
Bob Garfield
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Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.
Mark Vonnegut
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The flu is very unpredictable when it begins and in how it takes off.
Harvey V. Fineberg
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I am so pro-swine flu... I want it. We need a plague. It's got to happen; don't be afraid. It's only going to kill the weak.
Bill Burr
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For the planet's sake, I hope we have bird flu or some other thing that will reduce the population, because otherwise we're doomed.
Susan Blackmore
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I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.
Sarah Silverman
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Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it.
Amy Poehler
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A flu shot just compromises your immune system.
Bill Maher
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I feel good. I'm much better. Actually, I just lost 10 pounds on a new diet called the flu. Has anyone tried that one out?
Jay Mohr
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I find that a lot of times when family members get bronchitis or the flu or something like that, I'll kind of skate through and be really lucky and not get that sick.
Aaron Bruno
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The flu can definitely set you up for bacterial pneumonias.
Paul A. Offit
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I'm really an alarmist when it comes to epidemics. Swine flu now; when SARS was big, I was all freaked out about that, bird flu. That terrifies me.
Chuck Klosterman
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Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
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I am so pro-swine flu it's - it's like ridiculous.
Bill Burr
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Ricky was "L" but he's home with the flu, Lizzie, our "O," had some homework to do, Mitchell, "E" prob'ly got lost on the way, So I'm all of the love that could make it today.
Shel Silverstein
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If I have a gig in the evening, I get 'the doom' at about 5 P.M., when I think I'm getting flu.
Nina Conti
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I didn't sound anything like Capote at the screen test. It was more like Bob Dylan. In his early years. With the flu.
Toby Jones
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We may be sucking in all sorts of viruses and we really don't know the full range of them. Maybe we've got flu virus inside of us. That's a possibility. Maybe we're part flu.
Carl Zimmer
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We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.
James Patterson
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I read the 'Old Testament' all the way through when I was about 13 and was horrified. A few months afterwards I read 'The Origin Of Species', hallucinating very mildly because I was in bed with flu at the time. Despite that, or because of that, it all made perfect sense.
Terry Pratchett
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We are watching very closely to see how the disease associated with bird flu, when it hits humans, is evolving.
David Nabarro
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People don't always recognize how serious it can be, that there can be some serious complications from the flu and even death. People believe they'll be down for a few days and then be fine, and that's just not the case.
Sarah Chalke
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The flu-casters would draw out the maps and keep people engaged at regular intervals ... beaming it from the WHO bunker.
David Nabarro