1.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
The hazard of whimsical pranks is that frequently they become official positions.
2.
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Thomas Merton
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
Mark Twain
4.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
Charles Lamb
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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
Alan Coren
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Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.
John Oliver
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George Orwell
10.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
Virginia Foxx
11.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
Ambrose Bierce
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”
Al Yankovic
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It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion.
Anatole France
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The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux
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Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
Josh Billings
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.
Jay Leno
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Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
Gene Brown