Frogs Quotes

Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.

Society presses upon us all the time. The progress of the last half century is the progress of the frog out of his well.

In grammar school they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fairy tale. In the university they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fact!

A frog in a well cannot conceive of the ocean.

You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake.

More fun than a frog in a glass of milk.

I'm not a diva. I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog.

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.

The tadpole poet will never grow into anything bigger than a frog.

Old pond, frog jumps in - plop.

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

Ads are carefully designed by the Madison Avenue frog-men of-the-mind for semiconscious exposure.

Frog has no nerves. Frog is as old as a cockroach. Frog is my father's genitals. Frog is a malformed doorknob. Frog is a soft bag of green.

The boys throw rocks at the frogs in jest. But the frogs die in earnest.

One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it won't jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing.

I liked the name Frog Brigade because it lent itself to a lot of cool imagery with the whole frog thing.

I'm scared," she said. "These days I feel like a snail without a shell." "I'm scared too," I said. "I feel like a frog without any webs." She looked up and smiled. Wordlessly we walked over to a shaded part of the building and held each other and kissed, a shell-less snail and a webless frog.

Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one.

One of the basic motifs in fairy tales is that you find the poor and unfortunate along the side of the road, and when they beg for help, if you give it to them, you end up succeeding. If you don't give it to them, you end up being turned into a frog or something. It's something that's been around for thousands of years, a concept that's been around for thousands of years.

It's a poor frog that doesn't praise his own pond! - Donnie McClurkin

Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.

When I drove for British teams... they called me The Tadpole because I was too small to be a frog.

We be tight like frogs ass.

I had a cat, though. I wanted to name the frogs, because I watched them grow, but there were too many.

Old pond, leap-splash - a frog.

You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.

Theories pass. The frog remains.

If a frog becomes a king, he will make the whole kingdom muddy!

A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.

The frogs hopping indoors agree that we are on a prison planet. They themselves are frog criminals that were convicted of doing frog crimes.

Eat that frog! If you have to eat 3 frogs, eat the biggest and uggliest one first.

And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince.

You cannot eat every tadpole and frog in the pond, but you can eat the biggest and ugliest one, and that will be enough, at least for the time being.

There is an intelligent way to eat a live frog - I just don't know what it is.

If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.

A frog in a well does not know the great sea.

There was a time when fame meant that you were either someone who is really gifted in your field or you were making an impact or you are famous because you were a really horrible person, you know? But now, you can become famous by eating a frog. It's just not the same thing.

They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun.

What's magical about [bears] is that they just spend one-hundred percent of every minute of every hour of every day being a bear. And a tree-frog spends all of its time being a tree-frog. We spend all our time trying to be somebody else.

Don't be impatient with me. Bear in mind that I hop around among all of you big beasts like a harmless and helpless frog who is afraid of being squashed.

He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and madness is no comfortable feeling.

Researchers found a frog in new guinea that is so tiny, they believe it's the smallest vertebrate on the planet. It has the tiniest backbone of any living creature, except members of Congress.

There are a lot of things that we could do to minimize what we're doing, but we're not getting back those frogs that I saw that no longer exist.

Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

Style, is like a frog: you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in the process.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

What is this frog and mouse battle among the mathematicians?

I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds.