1.
Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.
C. S. Lewis
2.
Society presses upon us all the time. The progress of the last half century is the progress of the frog out of his well.
R.K. Narayan
3.
In grammar school they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fairy tale. In the university they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fact!
Ron Carlson
4.
A frog in a well cannot conceive of the ocean.
Zhuangzi
5.
You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake.
Arnold Lobel
6.
More fun than a frog in a glass of milk.
Bob Weir
7.
I'm not a diva. I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog.
Toni Braxton
8.
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.
Mark Twain
9.
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain.
Joaquin Phoenix
12.
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.
Jim Benton
13.
Frog has no nerves.
Frog is as old as a cockroach.
Frog is my father's genitals.
Frog is a malformed doorknob.
Frog is a soft bag of green.
Anne Sexton
14.
The boys throw rocks at the frogs in jest. But the frogs die in earnest.
Bion of Borysthenes
15.
Ads are carefully designed by the Madison Avenue frog-men of-the-mind for semiconscious exposure.
Marshall McLuhan
16.
One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it won't jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing.
Jeff Goodell
17.
I liked the name Frog Brigade because it lent itself to a lot of cool imagery with the whole frog thing.
Les Claypool
18.
I'm scared," she said. "These days I feel like a snail without a shell." "I'm scared too," I said. "I feel like a frog without any webs." She looked up and smiled. Wordlessly we walked over to a shaded part of the building and held each other and kissed, a shell-less snail and a webless frog.
Haruki Murakami
19.
Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one.
Peter Drucker
20.
One of the basic motifs in fairy tales is that you find the poor and unfortunate along the side of the road, and when they beg for help, if you give it to them, you end up succeeding. If you don't give it to them, you end up being turned into a frog or something. It's something that's been around for thousands of years, a concept that's been around for thousands of years.
George Lucas
21.
It's a poor frog that doesn't praise his own pond! - Donnie McClurkin
Donnie McClurkin
22.
Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.
Ashton Irwin
24.
You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.
Bill Vaughan
25.
When I drove for British teams... they called me The Tadpole because I was too small to be a frog.
Alain Prost
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I had a cat, though. I wanted to name the frogs, because I watched them grow, but there were too many.
Satoshi Tajiri
30.
There was a time when fame meant that you were either someone who is really gifted in your field or you were making an impact or you are famous because you were a really horrible person, you know? But now, you can become famous by eating a frog. It's just not the same thing.
Debbie Allen
31.
They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun.
Dan Rather
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What's magical about [bears] is that they just spend one-hundred percent of every minute of every hour of every day being a bear. And a tree-frog spends all of its time being a tree-frog. We spend all our time trying to be somebody else.
Stephen Fry
33.
Don't be impatient with me. Bear in mind that I hop around among all of you big beasts like a harmless and helpless frog who is afraid of being squashed.
Paul Ehrenfest
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He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and madness is no comfortable feeling.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Researchers found a frog in new guinea that is so tiny, they believe it's the smallest vertebrate on the planet. It has the tiniest backbone of any living creature, except members of Congress.
Jay Leno
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There are a lot of things that we could do to minimize what we're doing, but we're not getting back those frogs that I saw that no longer exist.
Elizabeth Kolbert
37.
A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
Mason Cooley
38.
The frogs hopping indoors agree that we are on a prison planet. They themselves are frog criminals that were convicted of doing frog crimes.
Philip K. Dick
39.
Eat that frog! If you have to eat 3 frogs, eat the biggest and uggliest one first.
Brian Tracy
40.
And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince.
Joan Collins
41.
You cannot eat every tadpole and frog in the pond, but you can eat the biggest and ugliest one, and that will be enough, at least for the time being.
Brian Tracy
42.
There is an intelligent way to eat a live frog - I just don't know what it is.
Sun Tzu
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If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.
Brian Tracy
45.
Dont be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.
Young-Ha Kim
46.
It never ceases to amaze us that when we were in kindergarten they taught us that a frog turning into a prince was a nursery fairy tale, but when we got to college they told us that a frog turning into a prince was science.
Ron Carlson
47.
If The Muppet Show had a basketball team, the score would always be Frog 99, Chaos 98.
Jerry Juhl
48.
Understanding humor is like dissecting a live frog. It can be done, but the frog tends to die in the process.
E. B. White