Funny Business Quotes

Get the right people on the bus, the wrong people off the bus, and the right people in the right seats...

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

A company is known by the people it keeps.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

Those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something that they thought irretrievably lost.

Currently we don't have plans on conquering the world.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

The tragedy is that Dell didn't win it - we lost it.

There are three cardinal rules - don't take somebody else's boyfriend unless you've been specifically invited to do so, don't take a drink without being asked, and keep a scrupulous accounting in financial matters.

We were hoping to build a small profitable company; and of course, what we've done is build a large, unprofitable company.

Business is the most exciting game.

I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over.

I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.