1.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
3.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
4.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
5.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
Milos Forman
7.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Camille Paglia
8.
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
Matt Groening
10.
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.
Louis C. K.