1.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
3.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
4.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln
5.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
Milos Forman
7.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Camille Paglia
9.
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.
Louis C. K.
10.
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
Matt Groening