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Funny Sex Quotes

1.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
Billy Crystal

Authors on Funny Sex Quotes: Matt Groening Billy Crystal Milos Forman Andy Warhol Lisa Lampanelli Richard Lewis Louis C. K. Zsa Zsa Gabor Camille Paglia George Bernard Shaw Abraham Lincoln
2.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw

3.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

4.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Abraham Lincoln

5.
What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.
Milos Forman

6.
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol

7.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Camille Paglia

8.
The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.
Matt Groening

9.
During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
Richard Lewis

10.
I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.
Louis C. K.

11.
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
Lisa Lampanelli