Gags Quotes

Gags die, humor doesn't.

I love visual gags and gimmicks; I love them.

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts.

I do not favor the gag order.

I'm not the guy to ask about politics. I'm a gag writer.