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American journalist, Death: 16-5-1944 George Ade Quotes
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One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.
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To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
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Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
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As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.
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Scatter seeds of kindness.
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Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.
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Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!
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Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.
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Nothing is Improbable until it moves into the Past Tense.
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I got the breaks. Starting from nowhere in the corn belt, I helped edit a country weekly, then was jack-of-all-departments on an obscure daily, so that when I arrived in a big city everything I tackled in the line of column conducting and syndicate peddling and playwriting had to bring promotion, because I had no social standing which could be endangered, no reputation to toss away and no pride which might suffer a setback. Everything I acquired had to be velvet. You cannot lose your silver spoon if you are brought up on pewter.
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
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The wealthy have nothing left except money.
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It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
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Moral: It all depends.
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A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
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The serpent is helpless unless he finds an apple to work with.
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"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
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For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
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It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but would not cost half as much during the winter months.
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Familiarity breeds contentment.
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In scattering seeds of kindness, do it by hand and not by machine.
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A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana. The smarter they are, the faster they come out
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A rolling stone gathers no moss and therefore will not be derided as a moss-back. Roll as much as possible.
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Adversity often hatches out the true nobility of character.
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If a man does not go about his work with enthusiasm, it means that he has not yet found a work that he likes. Every mortal is a busy bee when he comes to the task that Destiny has set aside for him.
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She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
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Only the more Rugged Mortals should attempt to Keep Up on Current Literature.
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Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.
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The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
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Opportunity knocks once at every man's door and then keeps on knocking.
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Even the elders can give a number of helpful hints.
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Too many trained nurses discommode Cupid.
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A good musical comedy consists largely of disorderly conduct occassionally interrupted by talk.
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Every Man is the Architect of his own Fortunes, but the Neighbours superintend the Construction.
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A bird in the hand may be worth two in the bush, but remember also that a bird in the hand is a positive embarrassment to one not in the poultry business.
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The shorter the hours, the larger the income. Don't get into the habit of putting in long hours or you may be set down into a permanent subordinate position.
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The music teacher came twice a week to bridge the awful gap between Dorothy and Chopin.
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In uplifting, get underneath.
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When Wealth walks in at the Door, the Press Agent comes in through the Window.
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Those who have tried meekness know the importance of being important.
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Those who are entitled to it get it sooner or later.
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Moral: Don't try to Account for Anything.
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Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of the best people.
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Do not give alms promiscuously. Select the unworthy poor and make them happy. To give to the deserving is a duty, but to help the improvident, drinking class is clear generosity, so that the donor has a right to be warmed by a selfish pride and count on a most flattering obituary.
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The first sign of extravagance is to buy trousers that one does not need.
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