American author (b. 1947), Birth: 10-1-1947, Death: 27-4-2002
1.
I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked awful, but I always look awful in the mirror. I keep myself going with the firm belief that my real face is much better looking.
George Alec Effinger
2.
Various Horsemen are abroad, doing their various Apocalyptic things.
George Alec Effinger
3.
Premature burial works just fine as a cure for adolescence.
George Alec Effinger
4.
I figured if Allah had wanted us up that early, He wouldn't have invented noon.