1.
It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
Will Ferrell
3.
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
Moby
4.
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?
Mike Tyson
6.
The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.
Allen Ginsberg
8.
We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.
Bill Maher
9.
At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.
Patricia McConnell
10.
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid.
Thomas Pynchon
11.
The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.
Demetri Martin
12.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
Rod Stewart
13.
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
Bill Hicks