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Grandpa Quotes

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My grandfather always said that living is like licking honey off a thorn.
Louis Adamic

Authors on Grandpa Quotes: Robert Breault Gene Perret Dolly Parton Brian Lindstrom Brandon Mull Ben Vereen Jimmy Fallon Suzanne Collins Betty Ford Phillip Adams James Earl Jones Roald Dahl David O. Sacks Miles Franklin Ishmael Reed Sammy Hagar Anne Morrow Lindbergh David Almond Johnny Knoxville Odette Annable Billy Crystal Edward Hirsch James Hansen Channing Tatum Mike Krzyzewski Q-Tip Scott Glenn Anthony Jeselnik David Ebershoff Homer Hank Williams, Jr. Blake Shelton Elizabeth Chandler
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We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.
Steven Tyler

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You know, when I was nineteen, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster. Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride! I always wanted to go again. You know, it was just so interesting to me that a ride could make me so frightened, so scared, so sick, so excited, and so thrilled all together! Some didn't like it. They went on the merry-go-round. That just goes around. Nothing. I like the roller coaster. You get more out of it.
Lowell Ganz

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Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
Anthony Jeselnik

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Grandpa Patterson used to say: Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
Debbie Macomber

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When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.
Natalie Portman

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Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
Paulette Alden

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Everybody's got the seam of goodness in them, Kit," said Grandpa. "Just a matter of whether it can be found and brought out into the light.
David Almond

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My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.
Hank Williams, Jr.

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Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
William Osler

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I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe
Roald Dahl

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It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
Mike Krzyzewski

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I would love to go back and travel the road not taken, if I knew at the end of it I'd find the same set of grandkids.
Robert Breault

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To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.
Robert Breault

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At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed.
Rodney Dangerfield

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I'm very liberal in some ways, and then I'm very conservative in others. I once asked my grandpa, "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?" He said, "I'm a Democrat, but I'm saving up to be a Republican."
Kenny Chesney

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So many things we love are you!
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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More and more, when I single out the person out who inspired me most, I go back to my grandfather.
James Earl Jones

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
Claudette Colbert

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Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once!
Stephen Colbert

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I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
Gene Perret

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Leaders inspire us because they bring out the best in us.
Umair Haque

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Country music is still your grandpa's music, but it's also your daughter's music. It's getting bigger and better all the time and I'm glad to be a part of it.
Shania Twain

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"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
Gene Perret

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Grandpa ... was ever ready to cheer and help me, ever sure that I was a remarkable specimen. He was a dear old man who asked little from life and got less.
Miles Franklin

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All my momma's people were very musical. My grandpa, who was the Pentecostal minister, he was a great musician. He played the fiddle, he played the piano.
Dolly Parton

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Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.
Homer

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Holding these babies in my arms makes me realize the miracle my husband and I began.
Betty Ford

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The secret of life is to skip having children and go directly to grandchildren.
Mell Lazarus

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I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.
Billy Crystal

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We have become a grandmother.
Margaret Thatcher

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I'm still raising kids myself, so I don't feel like a grandpa.
Sammy Hagar

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Some species increase, others diminish, and in a short space the generations of living creatures are changed and, like runners, pass on the torch of life.
Lucretius

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How far would you go for someone you love ? Well, when my grandkids ask me how I pledged my love to their grandma, I'll say, I told her I would die for her, after I found out I didn't have an incurable disease. Then, I ran away while grandma was getting her ass kicked by a pregnant woman that grandpa slept with. You never know when you're making a memory.
Christopher Titus

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"You're really not that old." You know, the old grandpa thing - Grandpa Rossy with KB [Kris Bryant] and Rizz [Anthony Rizzo]. That's how everyone treats me.
David Ross

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Over Kyle's shoulder she could see grandpa, looking like a cross between a grizzly bear and a giant pissed-off blowfish.
P. C. Cast

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As far as I know, no one in the Kaufman or Hart clan was the basis for anyone in the play. I think we all wish we had a Grandpa, Penny, and Mr. De Pinna in our families.
Chris Hart

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I go to my grandchildren. They keep their grandpa informed on what's going on.
Ben Vereen

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One-hundred-ten years of history, great diversity, lots of new earnings drivers and I just became a grandpa - twins. And I'm buying JJ, Pfizer and Warner for their future college funds.
David O. Sacks

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My grandpa was an amateur stand-up comic when I was growing up. ... He'd have me come up onstage with him to deliver a punch line: 'Why is your nose in the middle of your face?' 'Because it's the scenter.'
Rachel Bloom

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President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'
Jimmy Fallon

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My grandpa was a preacher.
Dolly Parton

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I used to try to pick locks because I grew up on my grandparents farm and I started my own little spy club. I would go around the farm and try to break into the shed and try spying on my grandpa. It was ridiculous.
Odette Annable

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It is, I suppose, the business of grandparents to create memories and the relative of memories: traditions. We want to lodge moments, like snapshots, in the fleeting video of time.
Ellen Goodman

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I grew up listening to Frank Sinatra, riding in the car with my grandpa, and I was just intrigued by it.
Brett Eldredge

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What an honor that Stephen Prouty got nominated for best makeup and hairstyling for Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I as stunned as everyone else we didn’t get the nod for best picture? Well of course, duh, but I won’t let that take away from my happiness for Steve, Tony Gardner, and our whole makeup team. Wahoo!
Johnny Knoxville

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I think in many ways what my films are about is that search for my grandpa's dentures: for that humanizing narrative that bridges the gap between "us" and "them" to arrive at a "we."
Brian Lindstrom

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I have been described as the grandfather of climate change. In fact, I am just a grandfather and I do not want my grandchildren to say that grandpa understood what was happening but didn't make it clear.
James Hansen

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When I was five, a tree was my best friend. An old peppercorn on Grandpa's little farm. I'd haul myself into its calloused arms and hide from the world in its foliage. Apart from the pleasure of looking down on unsuspecting adults, I could be Robin Hood in a one-tree Sherwood Forest or Johnny Weissmuller in his jungle. I fell out of my friend once while Tarzan-ing. Gashed a large chunk from a leg. Almost 70 years later, there's still a scar.
Phillip Adams

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You’re going to share a Moon Pie? Now? You know you can’t get any more of those until you go back to the Sates, right? (Geary) It’s for a good cause. We need more addicts. Besides, there’s always Grandpa to bail me out with an emergency shipment if I get too desperate. (Tory)
Sherrilyn Kenyon