Granny Quotes

When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything.

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point.

I knew it was really, really popular when my granny told me she watched it, and was addicted. When your granny is interested, you know you're on to a winner.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

I defy anybody to not look cool with the guns. My granny could look cool doing that!

My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television.

And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.

A lot of my songs are very personal, always, but this one felt like a memoir. I almost called it Hallucinated Memoir. "Granny" is a hallucinated memoir. It's straight-up symbolism for my life, in many ways.

My first professional audition - god, I've never told anybody about this - was for a test commercial, I think it was for Xbox. It involved me getting kidnapped by a granny who wanted to play the Xbox. It was very weird and I definitely had no idea what I was doing. I actually got the gig. It wasn't a commercial; it was what directors did when they wanted to show the company what they would do with a commercial.

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.

They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that