Gum Quotes

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.

I hate when people are chomping their gum, even though I do it. I hate that.

On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.

A source of permanent, accessible pleasure, our genitals exist. The god who created our misfortune, who made us short-lived, vain and cruel, has also provided this form of meagre compensation. If we couldn't have sex from time to time, what would life be? A futile struggle against joints that stiffen, caries that form. All of which, moreover, is as uninteresting as humanly possible - the collagen which makes muscles stiffen, the appearance of microbic cavities in the gums.

It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.

Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.

When (the Reds) won, we loved it because we ran into the locker room and touched all the bats and gloves and got some bubble gum and red pop. When they lost, we were upset because we didn't get the bubble gum and red pop.

An actress friend of mine shared a great trick. She told me to stick my tongue behind my teeth when I smile to keep from over-smiling. If you smile without doing it, sometimes your gums show a little too much. It's an actor's trick!

I don't know how people chew gum all day long.

Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.

Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.

I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.

For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.

I cant live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.

You can keep on chewing gum for ten hours, but after about a minute and a half you've got all the good out of it.

I wouldn’t treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was chewing gum and breath mints! For a kissing scene, it’s all about the breath mints!

Our approach is very much profiting from lack of change rather than from change.

There's nothing worse than seeing someone chewing gum on the red carpet!

You can't teach colour from Cézanne, you can only teach it from something like this bubble-gum wrapper.

Television is bubble-gum for the mind.

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!

If at the cross every sin was covered, Satan's mouth is shut. He has no weapon. He can gum you but his fangs are gone.

Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You better not be over here chewing gum.

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.

Take Wrigley's Chewing Gum. I don't think the Internet is going to change how people chew gum.

I felt like my bubble gum card collection had come to life.

Presidential candidates don't chew gum.

From Day One the very existence of [Camp Bravo] has been a popcorn hull in the tender gums of the hard left.

By gum,' said Digory, 'Don't I just wish I was big enough to punch your head!

Ambassador Winters, allow me to introduce my aunt Abby and her....boyfriend.' Townsed tensed. Abby glared. And Rebecca Baxter looked like she was going to choke on her chewing gum.

I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.

The oil acts like a cleanser. When you put it in your mouth and work it around your teeth and gums it 'pulls' out bacteria and other debris.

If you want to be a true revolutionist, you must first quit chewing gum, because revolution requires high seriousness!

You own a Tic Tac. Gum is just borrowed. - Esther

I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think it's much better for you.

I sit where the leaves of the maple and the gnarled and knotted gum are circling and drifting around me.

I'm just happy when directors make a movie that is really sentimental but without being maudlin or saccharine or too much like Chewels gum. I don't want to be involved in a movie that's too much like a piece of Chewels.

If you're not compulsively a monomaniac, you'll never make a film. It's like taking the same chewing gum, every morning, and saying, "Okay, it has a lot of taste," and continuing to chew it.

Is this Nation stating it cannot afford to spend an additional $600 million to help the developing nations of the world become strong and free and independentan amount less than this countrys annual outlay for lipstick, face cream, and chewing gum?

Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.

Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.

I am not worried about the country. I'm just worried about anything that gums up the potential of the country. And right now, it's pretty gummed up.

The realism frightens me more than the bubble gum-y, heightened stuff.

The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone.