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Gum Quotes

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Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.
Hank Ketcham

Authors on Gum Quotes: Warren Buffett Twyla Tharp David Letterman Jessica Chastain Ally Carter C. S. Lewis James Garner Jaco Van Dormael Bruce Fife Mireille Enos Shay Mitchell Diablo Cody John F. Kennedy Paul Reubens George Lopez Frank Lloyd Wright Alice Cary Mitch Hedberg Rita Rudner Dilys Laing John Mason Brown Tabatha Coffey Paul Schneider Kendall Jenner Kelis Alice Englert Mary Schmich Stephen Hawking Cecil Beaton John Piper Theodore C. Sorensen Dave Barry James Lileks
2.
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
Mitch Hedberg

3.
Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.
Dilys Laing

4.
I hate when people are chomping their gum, even though I do it. I hate that.
Kendall Jenner

5.
On close inspection, this device turned out to be a funereal juke box - the result of mixing Lloyd's of London with the principle of the chewing gum dispenser.
Cecil Beaton

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A source of permanent, accessible pleasure, our genitals exist. The god who created our misfortune, who made us short-lived, vain and cruel, has also provided this form of meagre compensation. If we couldn't have sex from time to time, what would life be? A futile struggle against joints that stiffen, caries that form. All of which, moreover, is as uninteresting as humanly possible - the collagen which makes muscles stiffen, the appearance of microbic cavities in the gums.
Michel Houellebecq

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It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
Jerry Springer

8.
Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
Mary Schmich

9.
An actress friend of mine shared a great trick. She told me to stick my tongue behind my teeth when I smile to keep from over-smiling. If you smile without doing it, sometimes your gums show a little too much. It's an actor's trick!
Jessica Chastain

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When (the Reds) won, we loved it because we ran into the locker room and touched all the bats and gloves and got some bubble gum and red pop. When they lost, we were upset because we didn't get the bubble gum and red pop.
Ken Griffey, Jr.

11.
I don't know how people chew gum all day long.
Mireille Enos

12.
Some television programs are so much chewing gum for the eyes.
John Mason Brown

13.
Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine.
Tabatha Coffey

14.
I'm here to chew gum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of gum.
Stephen Hawking

15.
I cant live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.
Kelis

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For me, the dumbest rule is that you can't chew gum in school. For some reason, chewing gum for me gets my brain going.
Brie Larson

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You can keep on chewing gum for ten hours, but after about a minute and a half you've got all the good out of it.
Twyla Tharp

18.
I wouldn’t treat a romantic scene any differently than any other scene. I would really say the biggest preparation was chewing gum and breath mints! For a kissing scene, it’s all about the breath mints!
Alice Englert

19.
There's nothing worse than seeing someone chewing gum on the red carpet!
Shay Mitchell

20.
You can't teach colour from CĂ©zanne, you can only teach it from something like this bubble-gum wrapper.
Allan Kaprow

21.
Television is bubble-gum for the mind.
Frank Lloyd Wright

22.
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
Rita Rudner

23.
Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!
Anthony Horowitz

24.
Our approach is very much profiting from lack of change rather than from change.
Warren Buffett

25.
If at the cross every sin was covered, Satan's mouth is shut. He has no weapon. He can gum you but his fangs are gone.
John Piper

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Child labor, not a problem. Censorship, not a problem. Torture, not a problem. Chewing gum in China - oh, my God! You better not be over here chewing gum.
David Letterman

27.
I felt like my bubble gum card collection had come to life.
James Garner

28.
Take Wrigley's Chewing Gum. I don't think the Internet is going to change how people chew gum.
Warren Buffett

29.
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss
Diablo Cody

30.
I don't eat bubble gum, but I like the smell.
Karl Lagerfeld

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I'm just happy when directors make a movie that is really sentimental but without being maudlin or saccharine or too much like Chewels gum. I don't want to be involved in a movie that's too much like a piece of Chewels.
Paul Schneider

32.
If you're not compulsively a monomaniac, you'll never make a film. It's like taking the same chewing gum, every morning, and saying, "Okay, it has a lot of taste," and continuing to chew it.
Jaco Van Dormael

33.
Is this Nation stating it cannot afford to spend an additional $600 million to help the developing nations of the world become strong and free and independentan amount less than this countrys annual outlay for lipstick, face cream, and chewing gum?
John F. Kennedy

34.
Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.
Dave Barry

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I am not worried about the country. I'm just worried about anything that gums up the potential of the country. And right now, it's pretty gummed up.
Warren Buffett

36.
Presents? We already bought you a lot of things. Member when we were at the market and I bought you gum? You'member.
George Lopez

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The realism frightens me more than the bubble gum-y, heightened stuff.
Chloe Sevigny

38.
The best time for gum is just before getting onstage. I need a minty-fresh microphone.
Dave Grohl

39.
Presidential candidates don't chew gum.
Theodore C. Sorensen

40.
From Day One the very existence of [Camp Bravo] has been a popcorn hull in the tender gums of the hard left.
James Lileks

41.
By gum,' said Digory, 'Don't I just wish I was big enough to punch your head!
C. S. Lewis

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Ambassador Winters, allow me to introduce my aunt Abby and her....boyfriend.' Townsed tensed. Abby glared. And Rebecca Baxter looked like she was going to choke on her chewing gum.
Ally Carter

43.
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess with over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums. I don't want no troll, I just want a Yemenite hole.
Frank Zappa

44.
The oil acts like a cleanser. When you put it in your mouth and work it around your teeth and gums it 'pulls' out bacteria and other debris.
Bruce Fife

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If you want to be a true revolutionist, you must first quit chewing gum, because revolution requires high seriousness!
Mehmet Murat Ildan

46.
You own a Tic Tac. Gum is just borrowed. - Esther
Sarah Dessen

47.
I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think it's much better for you.
Paul Reubens

48.
I sit where the leaves of the maple and the gnarled and knotted gum are circling and drifting around me.
Alice Cary