1.
Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...
Harry Caray
Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to have a shot at the World Series...
2.
Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.
Harry Caray
Greetings all... What a marvelous day for America's favorite pastime.
3.
Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?
Harry Caray
Alcohol, women, and idle talk. If you have those things, what else could you want?
4.
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.
Harry Caray
'What does a sterilized she-bear have in common with the World Series? No offspring.'
5.
It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!
Harry Caray
'It could be, it might be... It is, A grand slam!'
6.
I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.
Harry Caray
I was aware that the obscenities regularly used in my neighbourhood could not be broadcast... Therefore, I conditioned myself to utter 'Goodness Gracious' as a substitute.
7.
Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.
Harry Caray
'Aw, why did Jorge Orta misplay the ball in the bright light, being from Mexico.'
8.
I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.
Harry Caray
I'm perplexed about the allure of Cracker Jack. Have you ever purchased a box with anticipation of finding a reward inside, only to be disappointed? (pause) Here's my take on it.
9.
Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.
Harry Caray
'Every blessing I have experienced is a consequence of some misfortune.'
10.
I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.
Harry Caray
I have always found solace in baseball; it is an activity where people can relax, take pleasure in, and be merry.
11.
Scott Bullett, as he takes left field, is getting congratulations from everybody. He and his daughter are parents of a new baby.
Harry Caray
Scott Bullett, taking left field, is receiving plaudits from everyone. He and his daughter are now the proud parents of a new infant.
12.
You know Alou's name spelled backwards is Uola? That sounds like a first name, Uola.
Harry Caray
"Did you realise Alou's moniker can be reversed to form Uola, which resembles a given name?"
13.
It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get them interested. Wake them up and let them know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.
Harry Caray
14.
Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.
Harry Caray
15.
When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.
Harry Caray
16.
I would always sing it (Take Me Out To The Ballgame) because I think it's the only song I knew the words to.
Harry Caray
17.
I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.
Harry Caray
18.
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.
Harry Caray
19.
I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.
Harry Caray
20.
Oh, I get a little tired now and then, but knowing my lifestyle, that's only natural.
Harry Caray
21.
They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.
Harry Caray
22.
You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.
Harry Caray
23.
You could tell he (President Ronald Reagan) was an old radio guy. He never once looked at the television monitor.
Harry Caray
24.
My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.
Harry Caray
