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It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
John Mulaney
'Forgo activities rather than participating in them is much more gratifying, especially when expectations were set. Evading obligations delivers a euphoric sensation akin to indulging in illicit substances.'
2.
In terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
John Mulaney
In terms of immediate respite, annulling arrangements is akin to a euphoric narcotic.
3.
Novel writing is like heroin addiction; it takes everything you've got.
James N. Frey
4.
Jazz is like blues with a shot of heroin!
Miles Davis
5.
Anyone taking heroin is thinking about taking heroin more than they're thinking about anything else. That's the general rule about most drugs.
Mick Jagger
6.
Reading is socially accepted disassociation. You flip a switch and you’re not there anymore. It’s better than heroin. More effective and cheaper and legal.
Mary Karr
8.
If somebody had come to me and said will you move heroin, I would have told them no.
George Jung
9.
Falling in love with somebody is like a rush of heroin, and trying to break up with somebodyis like trying to kick heroin.
Matt Skiba
10.
A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.
Janusz Korwin-Mikke
11.
Since this is the age of science, not religion, psychiatrists are our rabbis, heroin is our pork, and the addict is the unclean person.
Thomas Szasz
12.
When you're addicted to heroin, there is only one thing you can do - go off heroin. But we're not going to throw away these phones, we're not going to throw away our technology.
Sherry Turkle
13.
Jews were, are, and will remain ideological dope dealers smart enough not to smoke their own stash. They sell equality heroin to you, but they never inject it themselves.
Alex Linder
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I've been blamed for everything, from smoking to heroin to anorexia.
Kate Moss
15.
I could take on England, but I couldn't take on one heroin user.
John Lydon
16.
Heroin also makes people feel better, but I wouldn't recommend using heroin.
James Randi
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Doing heroin is like walking around with a terrorist as your friend. It's like taking a terrorist around to parties You never know when it's going to blow up on you.
Julian Casablancas
18.
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
Artie Lange
19.
A lot of my close friends have committed suicide or died of heroin overdoses.
Ryan McGinley
20.
I never, never photograph someone getting high to sell clothes. I was called, at some point, the person responsible for "heroin chic". I didn't have anything to do with "heroin chic".
Nan Goldin
21.
You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.
John Mellencamp
22.
I could deal with this [Pokemon] if I smoked a couple of grams of blacktar heroin.
Robert Downey, Sr.
23.
I used to go to work and take heroin in the studio and then stop when I came home.
Damon Albarn
24.
There was a time I thought I couldn't enjoy rock 'n' roll unless I had heroin in me
Joe Perry
25.
I did [heroin] maybe when I was 18 but I got over that pretty quickly.
Nan Goldin
26.
What happened with the opioid epidemic is the Mexican cartels made a very deliberate, corporate decision to undercut the price of opioids. What they discovered was they could increase production, increase potency and decrease the price, and sell it for a third of what the Big Pharma could, or street dealers could, for Big Pharma pills. North America, and to a slightly lesser extent Europe, is being flooded with this Mexican heroin as a direct result of the attempt to undercut American pharmaceutical companies.
Don Winslow
27.
The Taliban is the worst...great heroin though.
Creed Bratton
28.
Ros was dead. He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining; he was the first of my friends to fall.
Craig Ferguson
29.
I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
Artie Lange
30.
Heroin, forget it. In my neighborhood, I could see what heroin did firsthand and I was definitely afraid of that number.
George Carlin
31.
I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.
Amy Sedaris
32.
I could not kick heroin to save my life, literally, until I started telling my secrets. It was some of the clearest evidence I've ever found of anything. It was the only immediate change in behavior I've ever undergone. I told the most frightening truths, and I was free.
Melissa Febos
33.
I leave the human cockroaches to discuss their heroin and child pornography.
Alan Moore
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My son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal or illegal.
Dave Barry
35.
I don't do heroin myself, but it's done wonders for my music collection.
Bill Maher
36.
The Force deals a lot with the heroin epidemic, which I'm sorry to know people are experiencing in Canada.
Don Winslow
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I've never done anything that I felt was crossing the line for me. But everybody has to make that decision individually. Like, I've never shot heroin to play a heroin addict. I've never turned a trick to play a prostitute. Whatever. You draw the line where you feel it could be harmful.
Jennifer Jason Leigh
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I tried heroin. I shot up in high school, but I just thought it was so dreary: puking and nodding.
John Waters
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There are rules in movies. I did a movie playing a bad cop who was a heroin addict but they wouldn't let me smoke in a movie.
Billy Bob Thornton
40.
A heroin-thin boy with enough rings in his eyebrows to resemble a shower curtain rod.
Jodi Picoult
41.
Comfort is beauty muted by heroin. Sadness is beauty drained by lack of it.
Luke Davies
42.
In the 1980s, when people were just beginning to talk about AIDS, there were just a few categories of those who were at high risk: homosexuals, hemophiliacs, heroin addicts, and Haitians. We were the only ones identified by nationality.
Edwidge Danticat
43.
A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong.
Russell Brand
44.
He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
Darynda Jones
45.
I got it: stay away from cocaine and heroin.
Tommy Lee
46.
There's no psychological barrier anymore that stops a young person or an older person from taking heroin.
Mike DeWine
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I can remember years ago, when Kate Moss first came around and there were so many articles. Everyone was saying that it was heroin chic - that she was a waif, that she was anorexic. But Kate would eat just as much as anybody I knew - the media had just turned her into this thing. It must be really, really hard when you're the object of that.
Marc Jacobs
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Without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably, on a daily basis.
Joel Madden
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There's no typical person [addicted to heroin]. It just has permeated every segment of society in Ohio.
Mike DeWine