Hey Quotes

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

Hey, Ill be a pretty boy for money.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum

When you blame yourself, you learn from it. If you blame someone else, you don't learn nothing, cause hey, it's not your fault, it's his fault, over there.

Putting on your crown is really like accepting the fact that you are a queen. You're a great woman. Wherever you are in life, just keep on that path, and so for me, sometimes as women, we forget - we forget that about ourselves. So, putting on your crown is sort of reminding yourself that, hey, I'm a queen, and I can do what I want in this life and take it.

Hey, hey, the working man, the working man like me. I ain't never been on welfare, that's one place I won't be.

Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you.

Hey Belieber, never lower your head to anyone who criticizes you, your crown can not drop my princess.

My my, hey hey... Rock and roll is here to stay. Hey hey, my my... Rock and roll will never die.

I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'

My first real showbiz job was on a Nickelodeon show called 'Hey, Dude.' That was my first real paid scriptwriting job.

What's a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute...what're you doing with that strait jacket?-Suze Simon's imagination

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

Hey, I didn't make a big deal out of Hotel California. The 18 million people that bought it did.

Show a little faith there is magic in the night. You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright, and that's alright with me.

When you oppose the shaykh, it's like the slave who kills himself over a quarrel with his master. 'Hey, why are you killing yourself over a quarrel?' He says, 'So my master will suffer loss.'

The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have a bad century.

This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey that's great. But it's very predictable. There's so many ways you can screw it up.

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes.

There was a time in my life when being dishonest with women was the natural way to be. I finally said, "Hey, I have to stop this silliness."

Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

Hey ma, your bad boy did good!

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

The puppet on the right shares my beliefs, the puppet on the left is more to my liking. Hey...there's one guy holding up both!

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.

People are strange. We're all morticians. Hey, what's on TV?

A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It's a short letter - all she said was, 'Hey, since it's harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.' I was like, 'Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!'

Hey, Vickie, why don't you come down here and reprimand me to my face!

A little warning would’ve been nice. You couldn’t have said, ‘Hey, as part of your training today, I’m going to beat you senseless’?

Yeah. Sure. My brother's dead. My mother's insame. Hey, let's have a crepe.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Hey @justinbieber, how much are you paying your friend for pretending that it was HIS cocaine, and taking the fall for you?

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

How can you do the moonwalk and ask a woman to dance? Hey baby lets dance... cya later!

Hey, what are you doing, little one? You want more? You are just too much . . . you . . . oh, no . . . not the quivering lip . . . oh, no.” Nalla let out a giggle. “Outrageous! You want more, and you know you’re going to get what you want because of The Lip. Jeez, you’ve got your father wrapped around your little finger, don’t you.

What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?

People say hello to me. I mean, sometimes the sanitation truck goes by and says, hey Patti.

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

Hey-hey-hey-hey! Smoke weed every day!

Stop looking out, start looking in. Be your own best friend. Stand up and say, hey, this is mine!

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

[Y]ou wonder why anyone would make the mistake of calling it the Commerce Clause instead of the 'Hey, you -can-do-whatever-you-feel-like Clause?

Hey, no offense, but do you mind if you put both your palms where I can see ’em?

Patriotism is (like) loving your family whether it is good or bad, while always striving to make it better. Nationalism simply insists 'Hey my family is the best'.

Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.

Hey," said Jace. who was sitting on an overturned speaker, looking at his cellphone, "do you want to see a photo of Alec and Magnus in Berlin?" "Not really," said Simon. "Magnus is wearing lederhosen." "And yet, still no.