Hobbes Quotes

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes

Hobbes clearly proves, that every creature Lives in a state of war by nature.

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

Scientific Progress goes boink?

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... Let's go exploring!

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

Aristotle thought that humans are rational animals and Hobbes thought that we act on the basis of rational self-interest. If only! It's not that we never do these things, it's that they are hardly constituative of who and what we are.

If you don't get a goodnight kiss, you get Kafka dreams.

HOBBES: Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.