1.
What a terrible era in which idiots govern the blind.
William Shakespeare
What a deplorable epoch in which fools direct the unenlightened.
2.
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
Mark Twain
No quantity of proof will ever sway a fool.
3.
Our band will never change , we will always be 5 singing idiots .
Niall Horan
Our ensemble will never fluctuate, we will perpetually be 5 vocal buffoons.
4.
Anybody who doesn't have fear is an idiot. It's just that you must make the fear work for you. Hell when somebody shot at me, it made me madder than hell, and all I wanted to do was shoot back.
Robin Olds
Anyone without trepidation is a fool. The apprehension must be used to your advantage. When I was fired upon, it sparked my rage and all I desired was to retaliate.
5.
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Jaggi Vasudev
The hallmark of acumen is that you continually ponder. Dullards are always completely certain of every single thing they are doing in their life.
6.
Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.
Bugsy Siegel
Las Vegas transforms females into males and males into fools.
7.
I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.
Winston Churchill
I'd rather dispute with a hundred dunces, than have one assent to my opinion.
8.
I've had great success being a total idiot.
Jerry Lewis
I've had tremendous achievement being a complete fool.
9.
I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment.
John Mulaney
10.
The secret must be kept from all non-people. The mystery must be hidden from all idiots.
Omar Khayyam
12.
...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.
Frantz Fanon
14.
If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.
Umberto Eco
15.
The fight is no longer between the classes or between rich and poor but between the idiots and the eco-conscious.
Vivienne Westwood
16.
Don't let the idiots that like to bring you down, succeed in discouraging you. I let it get to me a while ago, and let me tell you, it feels SO good to come up under it!
Christina Grimmie
18.
Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory??? Graystripe:...Drowning? Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory? Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?
Erin Hunter
19.
Anyone who has declared someone else to be an idiot, a bad apple, is annoyed when it turns out in the end that he isn't.
Friedrich Nietzsche
20.
Independent thinkers are usually geniuses or idiots and at times it's hard to tell which.
James Cook
21.
Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
22.
I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.
Kobe Bryant
23.
Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.
Clint Eastwood
24.
Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live.
David Gilmour
25.
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.
Rebecca West
28.
The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.
Scott Adams
29.
I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.
Alethea Kontis
30.
Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden.
Ford Madox Ford
31.
Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.
Iain Banks
32.
To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a bag. Shake gently, draw them out at random, and copy them conscientiously... DADA est mort. DADA est idiot. Vive DADA!
Tristan Tzara
34.
[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots
Joseph J. Ellis
35.
I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.
Stanislaw Lem
37.
What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?
Tanya Huff
38.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Scott Adams
39.
First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.
Warren Buffett
40.
Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?
Woody Allen
41.
A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot
John Calvin
42.
Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.
Slavoj Žižek
43.
Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.
Lucy Lawless
45.
General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.
William Blake
46.
Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot!
Enid Blyton
48.
There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot.
Burt Reynolds
49.
No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
George Bernard Shaw
50.
A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.
Linda Howard